Why does the sun make me so angry?

[Gangstalker #32194]

How can I be less of a fucking psycho when the weather is really sunny?

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Quit being a mole man ass nigga

 

[Lokenstien]

I suggest limiting the number of mirrors in your home, cutting way back on garlic, finding a night shift job and investing in a snug self contained bed. Oh and large splinters, definitely avoid those.

 

[OrionBalls]

Listen to this song and you'll feel better:

Also, they later released a corrected version called "Why Does the Sun really Shine? (The Sun is a Miasma of Incandescent Plasma)"

 

[Snusmumriken]

Burn brighter than the sun. Don’t tuck yourself away into the cold, cosseting arms of night; strive to embrace the endless opportunities of each day with hope and vigor. Or buy some sunglasses you fucking retard.

 

[DankSmoker]

The only thing that pisses me off about weather is people bitching and moaning about it constantly, and it will happen again when it starts to snow.

 

[DankSmoker]

Listen to this song and you'll feel better:

Also, they later released a corrected version called "Why Does the Sun really Shine? (The Sun is a Miasma of Incandescent Plasma)"

Sorry to double post but that song gave me cancer.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

The only thing that pisses me off about weather is people bitching and moaning about it constantly, and it will happen again when it starts to snow.

i like snow, you wont hear a peep out of me if it snows or rains

 

[Drip Torch]

Shade is your friend.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Are you the Tails Doll?

 

[Spud]

You will never be as grossly incandescent.
Praise The Sun.

 

[Joshua Connor Tomar]

Sorry to double post but that song gave me cancer.

I've been watching you for quite awhile now.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

What's wrong with the sun?

 

[Drip Torch]

What's wrong with the sun?

Its trying to kill you with extremely energetic particles(waves) that travel at the speed of light. Tiny bullets of death!