Why does the Universe have to be so fucking gay?

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I was randomly searching shit on the Internet and I got onto the topic of astronomy. Both Venus and Mars could have at one point been habitable and Venus in particular seems so similar to Earth that it's such a shame that it became the hellscape it is today.

Just imagine how cool it would've been to have a planetary neighbor not just be habitable but have a whole thriving ecosystem. You don't even need to change Human history all that much until the 60s. The space race and cold war would've been especially interesting as both the west and east try to colonize Venusian jungles. Even being an airless rock would be better than the boiling hell it is now.

It seems like the Universe conspires to make everything harder, you've got a neighbor that's got 91% Earth's gravity but it's a wasteland hot enough to melt lead because fuck you.
 
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Barbussy Enjoyer said:
Because you're fagging the place up with your faggot shit, you fag.
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There would probably be less fags on Venus or Mars. Think about it, whoever colonizers this new land would only be sending their best and brightest and this would be in the 60s and 70s too. So you'd have a founding population of the best the US or USSR could send in an environment that would foster a long term goal oriented thinking, i.e. no dysgenic fags.

No manlets either because the gravity would be lower.
 
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The fact that earth is habitable and has life at all is an anomaly in and of itself. The possibilitiy of the planet right nextdoor developing in a nearly identical way is a statistical impossibility. Nowhere outside of our own planet is there (credible) evidence of life existing.

As gay as earth and the earthings upon it are, Venus ain't shit in comparison. Had life developed there, and the ecosystem been even barely habitable, the creatures inhabiting it would likely be of little more interest to your average joe than the deep sea creatures in the mariana trench. Their existence is known, but of little consequence, and there isn't a huge societal push to learn more about them. Apples and Oranges I know, but I feel the circumstances for life on Venus, Mars, or any other planet would be met with temporary intrigue, and then mostly forgotten.

Humans on planet human are too self-interested for it to matter much. We have politics, bills to pay, and pleasures to indulge in. A rodent on venus wouldn't impact any of it.
 
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You would have found something else to complain about if Earth was habitable.
 
One thing that's also bullshit is just how big it is. There's so much space between one planet and the next, Not even conceivably for the sake of not getting pulled into each other's gravity (i don't think) it would take decades for one rocket-powered trip to any other planet that isn't in our solar system, if not centuries.

Movies, TV, and Anime make space seem a lot smaller than it is, as if it's just another frontier for exploration like the seven seas.
but to put together that sort of space-adventurer experience for anyone would mean building everything, including the planets, from scratch, and having it so closely clustered together that it doesn't take up much more volume from end-to-end than our earth already does.

If not less, because may I remind you that we all only live on the thin, thin crust of the earth, and if we somehow attempted to make use of all of its volume by negating the heat and everything, we couldn't even populate a small continent of space just beneath the crust
 
It's somehow related to how "get rich quick" is always a scam. Or, in the case where it's not a scam, is incredibly risky because you're a first-comer to some scheme that hasn't yet been exploited.

If things were perpetually "easy", the universe would cave in on itself. So instead, you get gradual niche filling and competition and boundaries.

If being happy were as easy as lifting small rocks to see what was underneath them all day long, humans wouldn't do anything but that.
 
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We have an "alien ecosystem" right here on Earth, this is from the internet about how much we've explored of the ocean:
"According to the National Ocean Service, it's a shockingly small percentage. Just 5 percent of Earth's oceans have been explored and charted – especially the ocean below the surface. The rest remains mostly undiscovered and unseen by humans."
 
Jews would have tried to steal it a long time ago and we'd be in a state of perpetual war. Just like right now.

Israel = "spreading democracy" = petrodollars = unobtanium from another planet
 
If these planets would've had habitable ecosystems, they would have also created intelligent life, which is direct existential threat to us. Either we would have reduced them to hellscapes they are already by coincidence, or they would have done same to Earth. Either way, we would still be in this position, or we would have gone extinct.
 
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You know I wasn't expecting what I got with this thread but I'm not complaining. Nature deserves to be bitched at every once in a while. We love her, but damn girl, let me touch dick to that other space rock.
 
This universe is all in your head and I and everyone around are merely a product of your imagination. Your very own gay mind created this gay universe and is still simulating it purely because of your homosexuality.
 
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