Why does Tom keeps living? - Serious question, he looks like a zombie

[Saint Agustin]

Dude, why are you still alive?! You are a blight on society and nobody likes you. You look like a rotting corpse and you ar retarded to boot.

Why are you still alive man?

 

[AnOminous]

Because he's a piece of shit.

 

[A Traveler]

My personal theory is that Tommy boy's entertainment for some Eldritch God. Let be honest it's probably Hastur.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Tom's cursed. He wants to die. Tom never gets what he wants.

More seriously, the dudes immune system has been exposed to every festering biome one could imagine. He eats copious amounts of dumpster delights, to the point he's a fat shit. He's a parasite on two legs, and survives on minimum effort. He's got another 5-10 years left, bare minimum.

 

[repentance]

Spite.

 

[Postal_Rat]

Because hell is eternal and it starts while your still alive He'll be moving on when he's suffered enough here

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He's a human roach. Those are hard to get rid of. He's like those creatures from Mimic.

 

[Blackwell Abyss]

Its because tom has been infested with cockroaches for so long he has became one

 

[RembrandtCourage]

It's as other people have said. It's one of the cruel indifferences of the cosmos that the cockroaches live long while the good die young. A shame, but not even tooter is immortal. Until then let's watch his pathetic gaffes through life, incompetent anger at everyone around him, incontinent bowel control as he shits himself and the floor, and his increasingly muddled mind degrade further. It's certainly a fascinating study.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Even Satan himself doesn’t want to deal with a wannabe troon who molests dogs and rapes children.

 

[FinnSven]

He's a human roach. Those are hard to get rid of. He's like those creatures from Mimic.

I concur.

Maybe this surgery he claimed turned his ovaries into testicles was actually a highly experimental surgery to combine human and cockroach DNA.

While it seemed initially successful, a race of cockroach-human chimeras, essentially a race of Tommies, was deemed pointless if the idea was to preserve the best, or even just the mediocre of the human race.

 

[Churros con Manteca]

He's a human roach. Those are hard to get rid of. He's like those creatures from Mimic.

Its because tom has been infested with cockroaches for so long he has became one

Maybe this surgery he claimed turned his ovaries into testicles was actually a highly experimental surgery to combine human and cockroach DNA.

 

[ObservingTheMadness]

Perhaps it is because Tommy Wassersperg is so nasty, not even Hell wants him.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Like all cows. RNG Jesus really likes to make these fuckers live longer despite being a heart attack away to the grave.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Satan doesn’t want him stinking up hell, all trying to molest the virtuous unbaptised, all trying to fuck the hellhounds.

 

[NaggotFigger]

For a pedophilic dogfucker who has rapidly denying health, it's unbelievable that this cockroach still is alive and kicking like a pest.
He's so undeserving and undesirable for Heaven or Hell. Satan or God will refuse to take him because of how he was. Nobody would ever dare to touch the cockroach stink, junk-hoarding, pedophilic, dog-fingering old bastard.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I'm quite fond on Tommie. She's one of a kind.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Kids and animals aren't gonna rape their selves...

 

[Dona Morte]

He lives because no one found his phylacrecy and destroyed it.

 

[Maurice Caine]

This thread is gonna age so well when he croaks next week.