Why doesn't Chris have a Wikipedia page?

Some people fuck his wiki page so much just like Ralph so the Wiki Admins give up. But the good fucking news is he got entire site dedicated to him at sonichu.com
 
Because now Wikipedia is a gay website that whenever something challenges the current globo-homo, they need to "revise it, correct it or delete it" .

At this point it's only useful to gain surface level information on some topics. Beware of anything that even slightly political, it's probably biased towards current globo-homo in some sort of way. It wouldn't surprise me if there's a current "transphobic" section on J.K Rowling's Wikipedia page.
 
There are two factors at play. The first reason is that Chris simply isn't discussed in the mainstream media all that much, so it's actually quite difficult to find what Wikipedia describes as "credible sources" to describe him and why he is notable (since blog posts and forums are not considered reliable sources by Wikipedia's standards).

But I'm personally not convinced this is the only reason, as many similar lolcows have articles despite arguably being far less notable. Nikocado Avocado has an article, for example. For over a decade Wikipedia had an article about the "Duclod Man" that has now been deleted, possibly because people kept bringing it up as an example of an article about a person similar to Chris that was allowed to stay up. Even when they have to bring up Chris in order to talk about something else they skirt around mentioning his name. Here's the article for Kiwi Farms, which of course began as a forum to discuss Chris:
Kiwi Farms was founded in 2013 by Joshua Conner Moon (known as "Null" on the website), a former 8chan administrator.[18][19][7][20] It was originally launched as a forum website to troll and harass a webcomic artist who was first noticed in 2007 on the Something Awful forums.[21][2][22]: 8–9  Eventually, an Encyclopedia Dramatica page was created about the artist. A dedicated wiki, titled "CWCki" based on the artist's initials, was created by people who felt that the Encyclopedia Dramatica entry was not detailed or accurate enough.[2]
So the absolute most you're allowed to do is allude to his initials. As far as I know this is the only direct reference to Chris anywhere on the site, and it's only allowed because it's absolutely necessary to explain Kiwi Farms.

So why is this? Wikipedia has an unwritten blackout policy when it comes to Chris Chan. The second, far more important reason why there isn't a Wikipedia article about Chris Chan is because the moderators of Wikipedia don't want there to be. If you ever decide to look into the kind of people who are attracted to Wikipedia moderation you quickly notice a pattern. Let's just say that there's a lot of overlap with the kind of people who are into video game speedrunning. Yes, I am indeed talking about trannies.

Whenever there is a discussion about creating a page about Chris on Wikipedia, the discussion will quickly spiral into accusations of "transphobia" and "harassment of a neurodivergent trans woman" on the part of the person proposing to create the article. Whenever you click on these user's profiles I would say there is about an 80% chance you'll see userboxes like these:
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In other words, the reason Wikipedia doesn't have an article about Chris Chan is because the tranny moderators think it will make them look bad. Mystery solved.
 
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Early in his e-fame, Chris tried to write his own Wikipedia page a bunch of times, in predictably autistic, overly-personal, self-fellating detail. So after some shit-flinging, wikipedia admins locked Chris out (reasonable, IMO), and basically just put a ban on having a ChrisChan page at all (Back when Wikipedia was less cucked, and Chris was less well-known, I can kinda understand why they wanted to just steer clear of the whole shit-show of Chris and his trolls, after how they got introduced to the topic).

But as Wikipedia became the hive of faggotry it is today (around Gamergate-era), it got less about avoiding the hassle of dealing with an obscure sperg and his autistic trolls, and more about defending a stunning, brave transwymxn, and avoiding any association with her murderous, alt-right cyberstalkers.

Chris being article-worthy was arguable back when he wrote his own page, but it's been pretty undeniable NOW, for several years; Probably even before the incest shit, but certainly since. But they're dug-in now, for political reasons. If Chris didn't write his own page in the first place, I'm betting there'd be some gushing bio of him today, which may as well be written by a paid PR team. Like the Billy/'Sophie' Labelle/'Assigned Male' wikipedia page (I'm picturing "Ms Sonichu-Chandler also had some family-related legal issues, in 2021..." as the final sentence of Chris's page)

 
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If Chris didn't write his own page in the first place, I'm betting there'd be some gushing bio of him today, which may as well be written by a paid PR team. Like the Billy/'Sophie' Labelle/'Assigned Male' wikipedia page (I'm picturing "Ms Sonichu-Chandler also had some family-related legal issues, in 2021..." as the final sentence of Chris's page)

The big difference is that it's virtually impossible to put any kind of positive spin on Chris. With Billy Labelle you have to do a bit of digging to get to the nasty stuff, with Chris it's all nasty stuff.
 
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