Why don't new users understand sarcasm?

[OrionBalls]

Are they all autistic?

 

[Rapesputin]

Quarantine-induced lack of social intelligence

 

[Endless Torment]

Some threads are like that too. Where they have too much autistic fury toward the lolcow and making a joke calling them a chad or something makes them soy out.

You were a pink triangle for a while so I imagine people thought you were serious because of that.