Why don't we train birds to bin litter for us?

[GratsTheat783]

There's a lot of very brainy birds out there, like crows which have the intelligence of a 7 year old. Why don't we use selective breeding to breed crows that are easily trained to pick up trash and put it in the bin?

 

[Syzyg]

Because we're too lazy,

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

No one is willing to be the weirdo that gets paid to hang out with crows. I shall fix that. Give me some crows to train and a salary.

 

[Jason Wynn]

What do you think our donations go to Null for? Pizza? No, he’s training his pigeon army to take out the trash…all the trash.

Soon, very soon…

 

[dick brain]

You realize this is how America ended up 13% black, right?

 

[Moths]

You realize this is how America ended up 13% black, right?

True we do have a naturalized population of people good at picking things up