why have not become a streamer yet? - NO! WHAT ARE YOU WATTING FOR!?

[Gravityqueen4life]

why not? think about it!? you get to play your favorite game or just talk shit for hours on end and get payed! dosent that sound great!?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

i'm on dialup

 

[Distant Ranger]

You know what? Your right, it seems like the perfect opportunity with no negatives at all !! Starting my career now

 

[Vingle]

Paid!

 

[KittyGremlin]

I am male and I like women

 

[Stop]

No thank you.

 

[Salubrious]

I did legit try it for a couple months (no powerlevel).

I couldn't get over the feeling that I was still alone and talking to a camera like a crazy person.

It's also why I can't get into "vlogging" either.

 

[Breadbassket]

there is no guarantee you will get paid, although the friendship simulator element of streaming may be profitable if you make the right moves.

 

[L50LasPak]

The camera steals your soul.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

I don't want to give up my soul for a something that can be destroyed in one wrong move. Also assuming you're not buried beneath the thousands of other nobodies trying to make streaming their main job as well.

Besides that I'm an autistic recluse with no good personality, looks, or skill.

 

[TerrorSperg99]

I lack tits

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I’m too handsome, I got doxxed immediately and beautiful nude women would rappel off the roof and run into the view of the camera, I got banned by a tranny janny granny

 

[Yuri_]

I have no desire to transition

 

[Retink]

I'm too retarded, so whenever I boot up the stream I just stutter and drool.

 

[Ibisanzwe]

I have a real job

 

[Peep Plops]

I'm simply too funny and good at videogames that I feel me starting to stream would lead to some sort of cult forming, followed by mass suicides if I ever stopped.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Cause i'm cringe.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

i cannot talk constantly and not run out of ideas

 

[Samir]

Developing a following these days is ridiculously hard unless you're funny or ridiculously good at the game you play. Maybe if we were still in 2010 it would be easier.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I would get banned the first time I call a random NPC in a game a rug munching faggot.