Why is Asmongold the most attractive man on the planet?

[Gay Joker]

Could it be his luscious long locks? His charming rat-like smile? His unapologetic attitude toward his detractors? There's just something about this man that makes my heart skip a beat whenever I listen to him complaing about woke video games or covering political events. He could very well be the most perfect being in human history.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I think he has good genetics, but his goblin lifestyle is catching up to him. All sodas & trash food, no hygiene, no care, I think he has/had asbestos in suspension in his house, but doesn't care much for now.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Blood walls will do that.

 

[NoBueno]

Could it be his luscious long locks? His charming rat-like smile? His unapologetic attitude toward his detractors? There's just something about this man that makes my heart skip a beat whenever I listen to him complaing about woke video games or covering political events. He could very well be the most perfect being in human history.

You just want his big dong don't you

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[Gay Joker]

You just want his big dong don't you

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Fake. There's no way his bathroom is that clean.

 

[NoBueno]

Fake. There's no way his bathroom is that clean.

Who said it was his bathroom?

 

[Gay Joker]

Who said it was his bathroom?

I just assume he would bring the filth in wherever he goes like pigpen from peanuts.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

As a heterosexual I cannot determine the validity of this claim.

 

[Pruto]

As a heterosexual I cannot determine the validity of this claim.

Translation: "I'm extremely homosexual, and no, he's not my type, I prefer muscle bros or big black guys"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Translation: "I'm extremely homosexual, and no, he's not my type, I prefer muscle bros or big black guys"

That's quite a gay language you've got there!