Why is Chris anti-gun?

[The Dude]

Chris has stated that he thinks guns should only be in the hands of police and military. Why do you think he's taken this stance?

 

[cypocryphy]

This is the same guy who thought he could recycle his own semen by drinking it.

So the best answer is: Lord only knows.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Guns give him the prickly-wicklies.

 

[punchabunch]

Seth Mcfarlane Shows (Family guy, American Dad, Cleavland Show)

 

[Henry Bemis]

Much like his stated stance on abortion (or any of his stated political opinions, for that matter), he thinks pro-gun control is the "right" stance, the one where people won't ask you too many questions about it.

Her also thinks being pro-gun control, anti-war, and any opinion of that stripe helps project the image of him as a kind-hearted level-headed pacifist.

 

[pickleniggo]

He also thinks being pro-gun control, anti-war, and any opinion of that stripe helps project the image of him as a kind-hearted level-headed pacifist.

Which is, of course, fucking stupid because we've seen him shoot fake guns at pictures of his enemies. He's also used them in the comics which are totally just like real life to him.

 

[Henry Bemis]

He also thinks being pro-gun control, anti-war, and any opinion of that stripe helps project the image of him as a kind-hearted level-headed pacifist.

Which is, of course, fucking stupid because we've seen him shoot fake guns at pictures of his enemies. He's also used them in the comics which are totally just like real life to him.

But, see, in that one case, he only shot Liquid in the legs; he'll live.

 

[QI 541]

Chris is above the law. He's allowed to do whatever he wants because he's a special little snowflake.

 

[Saney]

He also thinks being pro-gun control, anti-war, and any opinion of that stripe helps project the image of him as a kind-hearted level-headed pacifist.

Which is, of course, fucking stupid because we've seen him shoot fake guns at pictures of his enemies. He's also used them in the comics which are totally just like real life to him.

But, see, in that one case, he only shot Liquid in the legs; he'll live.

But never lie or impeesonate that greatly ever again (because you need your legs for that, obviously.)

 

[Seahorses]

Chris isn't pro or anti-gun. He is for whatever suits him at the time. That is why he is a tomgirl and drinks now. It just suits him.

 

[CatParty]

Why do I see this thread turning into another gun debate?


But that's true. He is only really for what suits him at a given time.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Why do I see this thread turning into another gun debate?


But that's true. He is only really for what suits him at a given time.

Well I'm genuinely surprised that Chris has a drivers license. How likely is it that he could acquire a gun license in his state? (for the love of god, please say very unlikely)

 

[Marvin]

Why do I see this thread turning into another gun debate?


But that's true. He is only really for what suits him at a given time.

Well I'm genuinely surprised that Chris has a drivers license. How likely is it that he could acquire a gun license in his state? (for the love of god, please say very unlikely)

They require licenses for guns? Maybe concealed (or open) carry or maybe in a few states, but that's strange to me. Although I don't know much about gun laws, so I could be talking out of my ass.

Maryland mostly has strict laws about handguns. Long guns they don't care about. Oh shit, Virginia is a "shall issue" state for concealed carry. Watch out, here comes Officer Sonichu, he's gonna shoot your ass!

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Why do I see this thread turning into another gun debate?


But that's true. He is only really for what suits him at a given time.

Well I'm genuinely surprised that Chris has a drivers license. How likely is it that he could acquire a gun license in his state? (for the love of god, please say very unlikely)

Snyder's restraining order disqualifies Chris from owning a gun.

 

[Marvin]

Why do I see this thread turning into another gun debate?


But that's true. He is only really for what suits him at a given time.

Well I'm genuinely surprised that Chris has a drivers license. How likely is it that he could acquire a gun license in his state? (for the love of god, please say very unlikely)

Snyder's restraining order disqualifies Chris from owning a gun.

He could privately buy a gun.

Edit: Well, yeah, you're right about him being disqualified, although private dealers wouldn't stick to eligibility requirements that much. In fact, I bet they'd just ask the purchaser if they're eligible and go off of that.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I'm really surprised that we didn't see a fb reaction from Chris about the Sandy Hook shooting. Although, knowing Chris' track record, he probably doesn't even know about it...still.

 

[Marvin]

I'm really surprised that we didn't see a fb reaction from Chris about the Sandy Hook shooting. Although, knowing Chris' track record, he probably doesn't even know about it...still.

You're surprised? When has Chris talked about big news events in the past? I think most (if not all) of the time Chris has talked about big events like that, it was after a troll or someone brought it up to him.

 

[QI 541]

He could privately buy a gun.

Shh, if Chris reads this he's going to try and buy a gun. And then we'll have a paranoid manchild with a gun and a total disregard of the law running loose on the streets.

 

[Hasharin]

Shh, if Chris reads this he's going to try and buy a gun. And then we'll have a paranoid manchild with a gun and a total disregard of the law running loose on the streets.

Then he will be seriously going into his Sweetheart Search with Full On Guns a Blazin' this time.

 

[Rio]

He could privately buy a gun.

Shh, if Chris reads this he's going to try and buy a gun. And then we'll have a paranoid manchild with a gun and a total disregard of the law running loose on the streets.

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