Why is Grandpa Joe the most hated man on the internet and not Eve?

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Eve was instructed by God not to eat the forbidden fruit, that was her only fucking task.

She had the honour of being the first human along the Adam and having free will to run around naked with him in God's garden, sounds like a fun carefree life. Then she does what a random talking snake tells her to do over God.

And thanks to Eve's sin by using her gift of freewill to disobey one simple instruction, God had to put Jesus on Earth to die a terrible painful death to repay the debt she caused all mankind. Then humans made a fucking religion based on Jesus. And then school children in Britain at least have to sing fucking Junior Praise Jesus songs in school assembly, Joy joy joy in my fucking heart vomits. Catholics need to confess to some old guy in church in a little box that smells of cum and pee.

Fuck you Eve, I hope that fucking forbidden apple you ate at least tasted good.

Grandpa Joe was an old cunt too, but at least he didn't cause all mankind to carry sin and debt.
 
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Joy Depression said:
Eve was instructed by God not to eat the forbidden fruit, that was her only fucking task.
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Adam was instructed not to eat the fruit. He passed on the message to his wife.

But who is Grandpa Joe? You mean Charlie Bucket's grandfather, who accompanied him to the chocolate factory because his father and mother couldn't get off from work? He was pretty cool, and kept Charlie out of trouble.
 
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Well I think it's because most people realize Eve was some sort of gay allegory instead of a real person.
I don't know why anyone would hate on Grandpa Joe though. Sure he just sat around in the grandparent orgy bed while his family struggled to get by but the powers of whimsy / song / dance returned his vigor so I give him a pass
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OrionBalls said:
Adam was instructed not to eat the fruit. He passed on the message to his wife.

But who is Grandpa Joe? You mean Charlie Bucket's grandfather, who accompanied him to the chocolate factory because his father and mother couldn't get off from work? He was pretty cool, and kept Charlie out of trouble.
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It was actually Charlie doing his best to keep Granpa Joe out of trouble. Grandpa Joe kept wanting to pull the girls' hair and Charlie had to talk him out of doing so for example.

In a deleted scene, Grandpa Joe asked Wonka to use the bathroom. He then proceeded to intentionally shit and piss all over the bathroom floor and blamed it on "old age bladder problems". The oompa loompa tasked with cleaning up his mess cried.
 
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Joy Depression said:
It was actually Charlie doing his best to keep Granpa Joe out of trouble. Grandpa Joe kept wanting to pull the girls' hair and Charlie had to talk him out of doing so for example.

In a deleted scene, Grandpa Joe asked Wonka to use the bathroom. He then proceeded to intentionally shit and piss all over the bathroom floor and blamed it on "old age bladder problems". The oompa loompa tasked with cleaning up his mess cried.
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I don't remember that from the book.
 
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OrionBalls said:
I don't remember that from the book.
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Read the OG book.

A lot of changes are made over the years because of PC. We can't call Augustus "fat" anymore, the oompa loompas are no longer described as "little", and Grandpa Joe's worst anti-social incidents such as his mentioned bathroom break are removed.

 
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Joy Depression said:
It was actually Charlie doing his best to keep Granpa Joe out of trouble. Grandpa Joe kept wanting to pull the girls' hair and Charlie had to talk him out of doing so for example.

In a deleted scene, Grandpa Joe asked Wonka to use the bathroom. He then proceeded to intentionally shit and piss all over the bathroom floor and blamed it on "old age bladder problems". The oompa loompa tasked with cleaning up his mess cried.
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The fizzy lifting drinks scene wasn't in the original script. Grandpa Joe was meant to lick Willy Wonka's face unprompted, thus disqualifying Charlie from the contest. The movie also would have ended there, but Gene Wilder demanded the scene be changed and a new ending be written. I think it was for the best, but I always wonder what could have been.
 
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