Why is it called suicide watch if I can't watch suicides?

[Skitarii]

Why are the cops at my door?

 

[Testacles Maximus]

It’s just the easiest way to trick people into doing it.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

It means the cops/guards watch the suicide, just to be sure.

Like with that Jeff fella, who owned an island.

 

[alright fine]

maybe you're watching the wrong tranny

try changing the channel

 

[SandyCat]

It's because all the prison cameras mysteriously stop working right before the suicide happens. They really need to fix those things

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It's because all the prison cameras mysteriously stop working right before the suicide happens. They really need to fix those things

That's actually an OSHA regulation because if you watch a tape of someone dying you will literally die in the same way. There's a whole bunch of documentaries about this.

 

[Socrates]

Why are the cops at my door?

Because you aren't supposed to be within 100 yards of a school