Why is it so hard to believe that "size doesn't matter"?

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Indian hands typed this.

At least the victims of Sandeep's Microshaft rape don't typically feel it, but the stench of shit, BO and curry must be a hell of its own.

 

[Fount of BadSpeak]

I don't believe it because it sounds like total bullshit that women say to not appear to be superficial whores, in much the same way that men will lie about a woman looking fat, or pretend that her body is just as sexy after having his child. The reality is that shallow vaginas suck. They aren't pleasant and there's nothing fun about delicately inserting three inches because you slam her cervix if you go any deeper. In much the same way, I HIGHLY doubt that a three inch dick would feel good in some gaping cavern gash, no matter what she says otherwise. I am just not buying it.

While I am loathe to give Indians credit, I think the Kama Sutra really nailed the genital size matching concept by defining men as hare, bull, and horse, and women as deer, mare, and elephant, and encouraging those sizes to link up accordingly. As is very often the case, honesty would be a better solution that dishonesty.

 

[Pomniman]

I have to disagree. It's actually really easy to believe if you've ever accidentally made a bish gag on your dick despite it being average at best.

 

[foam rolla]

It use to worry me until I realized that I'm a massive misogynist and love to ruin things for women. So seeing the look of utter disappointment on a woman's face when they've invested so much time and emotions into me to then see my disfigured micropenis, made me appreciate my small penis.












Also I'm gay.

 

[Masturbator]

Indian hands typed this.

technically the guy is right 90% of pron agregation in internet is linked to companies ran by kikes

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Dudes want big dicks. Girls want big dicks. The only ones who don't want big dicks are those that don't pipe up about their sex life in place of a personality.