Why is it so important to not whiz on the electric fence? - A classic piece of advice

[Space_Dandy]

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

A guy did it irl and lost his dick.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I feel like this has been asked, and the answer was that you actually should whiz on it.

 

[I am vomit]

You should try it and tell us what happens.

 

[Skitarii]

Chris did it and became christine

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

When you guys agreed to "Zap to the Extreme" you weren't really willing to go to the extreme, were you?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

A guy did it irl and lost his dick.

See, it's important to do so because femoids like thus will attempt to oppress you by telling you where to urinate. "Don't urinate on electric fences, don't urinate in the yard, don't urinate in the shower, don't urinate in the sink, don't urinate on me, etc".

Animals urinate on things to mark their territory, it's important for us to do the same. Don't let the feminists win.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

don't urinate on me

If I had a nickel for everytime a prostitute told me that...

 

[Screamer]

 

[SNEED.EXE]

You'll never know until you try.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

If I had a nickel for everytime a prostitute told me that...

You'd still be at a loss because prostitutes cost money and the only prostitute that costs a nickel is your mother. And she wouldn't have said that because she likes getting peed on.

I'm just kidding. I'm sure she's a wonderful lady. I bet you peed on her lap when you were a baby, you sicko.

 

[Sundae]

Because electricity hurts.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Because your piss is creating a current for the electricity to travel through. And unfortunately, straight to your dick.

But hey, that’s natural selection.