Why is it that whenever I post a thread

[Moths]

I get a sudden desire to suck dicks?

 

[Blamo2000]

OP is a _____.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

It's the proud tradition of OPs everywhere. As soon as you hit that post button the insatiable lust for male genitalia takes over.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

It's a setting Nool has enabled on the forum. It is meant to test the fortitude of your will to resist.