Why is Kiwi Farms such a shithole?

[Marcus Zuttenheim]

Why are you so fucking retarded, nigger faggot?

 

[Stoner Miko]

Honestly, I just use the site out of boredom. I have no friends to talk to, so the forum provides me a social outlet, as sad as that may seem. Hopefully, I can get a job and find friends that way, but until then, all I have is KiwiFarms.

If you think the Farms is for finding friends, then you are sadly mistaken. Unless, of course, you tell us what your Twitter account name is.

 

[Hamstirer]

I honestly don’t get how Kiwi Farms still exists. The whole site is a dumpster fire of losers with nothing better to do than stalk and harass random people online. Every time I check in, it’s just people jerking each other off about how they’re "exposing" someone’s life. Seriously, what the fuck is that about?

Show us on the doll where you touched your uncles butthole .

 

[Make America Dumb Again]

Dude, you okay?

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Tryhard morons like yourself, perhaps? Your thirst for attention is palpable.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

First off, this post was written by ChatGPT. Second off, I found KiwiFarms from watching lolcow videos on YouTube. You are right; I do spend a ton of time here, but I don't really have anything else to do, but luckily I have been talking with my mom, and I plan to get a job to occupy my time. Also, I find it funny how my normal posting style is almost indistinguishable from ChatGPT.

i would take that as an insult because you sound like an emotionless robot that regurgitates google search results

It is painfully tempting to feature this thread.

"DO IT. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TOO"

 

[CallmeCicada]

It is painfully tempting to feature this thread.

There is literally nothing being featured for days. Please, it would be so funny.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Honestly, I just use the site out of boredom. I have no friends to talk to, so the forum provides me a social outlet, as sad as that may seem. Hopefully, I can get a job and find friends that way, but until then, all I have is KiwiFarms.

Dont wait for the job, get a hobby, take up running or something and touch grass.
Ask your mom for money to pay for a gym membership if you have to, gymbros will more often than not try to integrate you and make you one of their own, especially if you are a fattie (you are), just dont take any substance they offer you. I'd also say don't go to any wild parties they invite you to because you will end up with your hole expanded but you clearly are a faggot so do as you will.

You are going to make it, but you have to start trying you niggerfaggot.

 

[PonderosaPete]

It's been proven that every post I make improves this site by 1%. We're getting into absolute winner territory soon, kings.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Honestly, I just use the site out of boredom. I have no friends to talk to, so the forum provides me a social outlet, as sad as that may seem. Hopefully, I can get a job and find friends that way, but until then, all I have is KiwiFarms.

I find it extremely funny that the people who shit on the website the hardest are the most socially retarded and unlikable people to be around.

Here's some actual advice I can give you (If you decide to take it):

• Get a gym membership and develop a work-out plan that you are going to implement
• Find friends (Use dating sites/find hobbies you might be interested in)
• Get a Sales job if you are incapable of talking to people. This will help develop people skills if you don't have any to begin with. It teaches you how to deal with rejection and how to approach people without having that lingering fear
• Take care of yourself. Eat healthily, get a haircut that fits you, and wear normal clothes. People judge based on appearances. If you look like a fat slob, people will treat you as such
• Have some self-respect. This doesn't mean that you are the main character, but know your worth and if you feel that you are being taken for a ride, you should take the right steps to correct it.
• People are flawed. Don't expect the world out of someone just because you can do the same. Not everyone is you, and you are not everyone
• Be a positive polly. I know it's super gay, but if you wish nothing but negative thoughts, negative shit will happen. Be a "we're so fucking back", not a "it's so fucking over" kind of person. People, especially women hate that.

This advice can go to anyone, and it's simple shit. Rome wasn't conquered in a day, so it's not expected for you to completely change overnight but take it one day at a time.

 

[souschef]

I find people on the farms to be nicer and more interesting to talk to than many of the internet's most mainstream places

I'd chat with a kiwi than a redditor anyday

 

[sodomy lifestyle]

It's been proven that every post I make improves this site by 1%. We're getting into absolute winner territory soon, kings.

Start posting some hot femboys.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

gymbros will more often than not try to integrate you and make you one of their own

I've told this story before in the weight loss thread but when I was starting out in the gym, there was a leg press machine that I didn't know how to use. So for about 5 minutes of me trying to figure out how to use this machine, a guy who spoke zero English (I'm talking fresh off the boat, but he was fucking ripped for an older man) showed me how to use it properly and do it in a way where I wouldn't hurt myself.

This was a year ago at this point, but I do remember little things like that. Gymbros are extremely nice and would love to autistically tell you how to do something if you are unsure.

You are going to make it, but you have to start trying you niggerfaggot.

We're all gonna make it, breh.

 

[PonderosaPete]

Start posting some hot femboys.

I can only post about myself so much before people start thinking I'm a narcissist.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Ahh, dusting off the old "hurr durr! Jokes on them! I was just pretending to be retarded!" cope. Always good to see a classic appreciated.

That said, suck start a shotgun, faggot.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

u jelly bro? lolololololol

 

[THE SUPREME ONION]

i AGREE with the OP who is BRAVE for speaking truth to power

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

TL;DR:

Nigga the only thing you've proven in your post is that you don't know how to click the 'close tab' button.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

This is all i hear when i read this thread.

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I have no idea what the penis monster from Silent Hill 3 has to do with this.

I find people on the farms to be nicer and more interesting to talk to than many of the internet's most mainstream places

I'd chat with a kiwi than a redditor anyday

I can completely disagree with someone in one thread and have a pleasant discussion with them in another thread. It's great.

 

[Dawdler]

It's such a giant shithole I come here daily.