Why is milk yummy, refreshing, and makes your tummy feel better when you have indigestion? - No beverage has the right to be this good.

Solution
A moo-st interesting milk fact:

Milk cools the burning sensation from eating spicy peppers unlike water because capsaicin is fat-soluble, not water-soluble. The higher the fat content of the milk, the more effective it will be.
I woke up, can't wait to eat
Got my cereal, boy was I beat
Opened the fridge and to my dismay
There was no milk, my mother will pay

I want some milk
My coffee grows cold
I want some milk
I should've been told

I wish I had some goddamn milk
My Cheerios just ain't the same
I wish I had some goddamn milk
Too bad the milkman never came

I can't go out to the store
I'll just wait till my mommy buys more
I'll just have wheat thins and beer
If I get sick, the toilet is near

I want some milk
My coffee grows cold
I want some milk
I should've been told

I wish I had some goddamn milk
My Cheerios just ain't the same
I wish I had some goddamn milk
Too bad the milkman never came

I want some milk
My coffee grows cold
I want some milk
I should've been told
 
Milk is like the worst thing to drink when you have an upset stomach. Plus it has that weird sour aftertaste.
You must be drinking some fucked up milk
If you are sick with an upset stomach, milk is the worst thing you can drink. I knew a woman a few years back who kept giving her toddler milk when the kid was sick and the poor child kept getting the shits because of it, like the milk was going sour in the kid's stomach but since all they fucking drank in that house was milk... Felt a lot of pitty for that kid.

Otherwise, milk is a great drink.
 
I like a little moloko plus, which three would be vellocet (mixed with most likely amphetamines), synthemesc (mixed with synthetic mescaline) and drencrom (mixed with adrenochrome and possibly unnamed hallucinogens).
 
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