Why Is My Ass Dirty Even After Using A Bidet And Wiping?

[Mariposa Electrique]

I can shoot that shit with a bidet, wipe until I'm raw, but I'm still getting chocolate pudding even I don't drop a stinkie. What's wrong?

 

[Joe Swanson]

Stop sharting in Walmart

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Stop sharing in Walmart

Lol, American Wal Mart is too poor to have bidets.

 

[TroonsDid911]

Because your not taking soluble fibre so you have dirty sliders. Metamucil is your best friend for saving on toilet paper. Take a table spoon with water in the morning and at bedtime and you can go back to having anal sex with your Niggerfaggot boyfriend.

 

[Red Hood]

Proper ass washing procedure not followed. Properly washing one's ass may reduce buck breaking.

 

[Skitarii]

Lol, American Wal Mart is too poor to have bidets.

America has a bidet for a president

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Look lady, during wartimes British soldiers were given a toilet paper ration of 3 sheets of toilet paper per day.

If these rugged men could clean themselves with 3 sheets daily then you can get by with a damned bidet, and I won't hear another word about it.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Your ass is slowly leaking and that's nasty.

 

[Character from a movie]

I didn't know people used bidets in Spain.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Bidets sound like some gay Euro shit they try to introduce in the US to feminize men, like soccer and soy.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Here. read these threads.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/what-are-the-health-benefits-of-getting-an-enema.102475/

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/what-i...m-emotes-was-for-you-to-have-an-enema.102479/

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/is-an-enema-a-good-way-of-getting-rid-of-pin-worms.108419/

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/what-i...-are-addicted-to-enemas.102455/#post-10168021

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

try wiping and using the bidet after you shit, not before