Why is my penis bigger than yours?

[Penis Drager 2.0]

You should feel ashamed, honestly.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

You’re measuring from the taint, it doesn’t count

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

You’re measuring from the taint, it doesn’t count

yeah, everyone knows you have to measure 2 inches out from the asshole.

 

[Axiom.]

I fuck better though, .

 

[We Are The Witches]

You literally have "penis" in your name.

 

[Dagger Dragger]

tfw you admit to a NZ bird enthusiast forum that you've been keeping tabs on everyone's dick sizes

 

[Fat Gollum]

Because you're gay and you get turned on when we compare our dick sizes.

 

[dick brain]

It is very statistically unlikely that your penis is bigger than mine, that's one of the only things I've got going for me at this point.

 

[Spiny Rumples]

I'm built for shorter vaginas.
I'll leave the longer vaginas to you, bro.

 

[Salaryman]

You can't always win

 

[Fat Gollum]

It is very statistically unlikely that your penis is bigger than mine, that's one of the only things I've got going for me at this point.

 

[Lords Greatsword]