Why is Null like this?

[SandyCat]

I saw Null at a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[Formerly Trucks]

Maybe he's just a big Flying Lotus fan. I say that because I had a very similar situation myself many years ago.

 

[R00T]

omg i had the same problem with matt damon. i think it's just a famous people thing.

 

[Cats]

i dont know about this

 

[Lift Me Up]

blacks always steal

 

[and 17 others]

Yo! I saw Null at a grocery stare yesterday. Slap mah fro! With muh beeotch! I tald hahm how pahmp aht was ta meet hahm ahn person, like, but I dahdn’t wana be a doesuche a' bodar hahm a' ask hahm for photas or aythahng. He saahd, mostly, “Oh, lahke ya’re doesahn' now?” I was gakn aback, a' all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cuttahng me off a' goahng “huh? huh? huh?” a' closahng hahs ha' shut ahn front of mah face. What it is, fer shure, Mama! Peep this shit!

I walked away a' contahnued wahth mah shoppahng, fer shure, a' I heard hahm chuckle as I walked off. What it is, mostly, Mama! With muh beeotch! When I cise ta pay for mah stuff up front I saw hahm tryahng ta walk out da doesors wahth lahke fahfteen Mahlky Ways ahn hahs ha's wahthout payahng. The gahrl at da counter was easyghly slismahn' about aht a' professahonal, a' was lahke “Sahr, mostly, ya need ta pay for those fahrst.” At fahrst he kept pretendahng ta be tahred a' not hear her, fer shure, but eventually turned back around a' brought dem ta da counter. Ah be baaad...

When she taaahahght one of da bars a' started scanahng aht multahple tahmes, mostly, he stapped her a' tald her ta sca dem each ahndahvahdually “ta prevent ay electrahTaiwo P ahnfetterence, oh, baby, ” a' den turned around a' wahnked at me. What it is, Mama! Don't make me shank ya! I doesn’t even thahnk dat’s a word. After she scaned each bar a' put dem ahn a bag a' started ta say da prahce, he kept ahnterruptahng her by yawnahng no messahn' loudly. Slap mah fro!

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Maybe he's just worried about his pigeon babies.

 

[Retink]

I ran into Null once on the street. After looking at him for some time I finally went up to him and ask "Are, are you who I think you are?" and he just looked at me, held one finger up to his mouth to let me know to stay quiet, then he slipped a slice of pizza into my shirt pocket before a flock of pigeons descended and carried him off into some soviet era hellhole of a building. The pizza was a'ight, but a little cold.

 

[King Fructose]

he’s based

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

i saw null at a gwocewy store yestewday ☆*:・ﾟ

i towd h-him h-how coow it was to meet h-him in pewson, but i d-didn’t want to be a douche and bother h-him and ask him fow photos ow a-anything ( ˘⌣˘)♡(˘⌣˘ ) he said,,, “oh, wike y-you’re doing n-now?”
i was taken aback, and a-all i c-couwd s-say was “huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh owo? huh?” and cwosing his hand s-shut in fwont o-of my face.

i wawked away and continued w-with my shopping, and i h-heawd him chuckle a-as i w-wawked off (o^▽^o) w-when i came to pay fow m-my s-stuff up fwont i saw him twying to wawk o-out the doows with wike fifteen miwky ways in h-his h-hands without paying (* ^ ω ^) the giww a-at t-the c-counter was vewy nice about it and p-pwofessionaw mmm.. and w-was wike “siw, you need to pay fow those f-fiwst.” at fiwst h-he kept pwetending to be tiwed and not heaw her〜☆ but e-eventuawwy tuwned back awound and bwought them to the countew.

when s-she took one o-of the baws and stawted scanning i-it muwtiple times *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ he stopped her and towd her to scan them each individuawwy “to pwevent any ewectwicaw infettewence,” and then tuwned awound and w-winked at me. i d-don’t e-even think that’s a wowd (* ^ ω ^) after she scanned each b-baw and put t-them in a bag and stawted to say the pwice, he kept intewwupting her by yawning weawwy woudwy (* ^ ω ^)

 

[R00T]

i saw null at a gwocewy store yestewday ☆*:・ﾟ

i towd h-him h-how coow it was to meet h-him in pewson, but i d-didn’t want to be a douche and bother h-him and ask him fow photos ow a-anything ( ˘⌣˘)♡(˘⌣˘ ) he said,,, “oh, wike y-you’re doing n-now?”
i was taken aback, and a-all i c-couwd s-say was “huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh owo? huh?” and cwosing his hand s-shut in fwont o-of my face.

i wawked away and continued w-with my shopping, and i h-heawd him chuckle a-as i w-wawked off (o^▽^o) w-when i came to pay fow m-my s-stuff up fwont i saw him twying to wawk o-out the doows with wike fifteen miwky ways in h-his h-hands without paying (* ^ ω ^) the giww a-at t-the c-counter was vewy nice about it and p-pwofessionaw mmm.. and w-was wike “siw, you need to pay fow those f-fiwst.” at fiwst h-he kept pwetending to be tiwed and not heaw her〜☆ but e-eventuawwy tuwned back awound and bwought them to the countew.

when s-she took one o-of the baws and stawted scanning i-it muwtiple times *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ he stopped her and towd her to scan them each individuawwy “to pwevent any ewectwicaw infettewence,” and then tuwned awound and w-winked at me. i d-don’t e-even think that’s a wowd (* ^ ω ^) after she scanned each b-baw and put t-them in a bag and stawted to say the pwice, he kept intewwupting her by yawning weawwy woudwy (* ^ ω ^)

should’ve said awooser instead of douche.

 

[TroonsDid911]

I ran into Null at the grocery store and I told him:

"N"

He smiled and walked away.