Why is null so public - Seeing how privacy/anonymity centered this site is, one would assume him to keep his identity private

[Some Curious Person]

sneed

 

[Kabuki Actor]

This Null guy seems like a prime lolcow material. How the thread on him still has not been pushed out of Prospering Grounds is beyond me.

I think that it should stay an in joke that is exclusive to registered users.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Also he secretly likes that everyone knows who he is because then we make jokes about poking his belly, which is something else he secretly likes. Both the jokes and the poking itself.

I still want to set up and Ocean's Eleven-esque team to break into his apartment and nab whatever silver coins didn't sell.
Who's with me?

 

[A Cardboard Box]

I saw Null at a grocery store in Florida yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[No Exit]

Who's Null?

 

[seri0us]

His mom is also kinda hot.

Oh rly

 

[Splinters RCVD ✞]

He got himself doxxed years ago somehow, and there is far too much attention on him now. There is no point for him to try hiding and staying anonymous.

 

[Consider Lizärds]

It helps him pull thicc bitches.

 

[Tranimal Farm]

he doesn't have much of a choice

 

[Kromer Merchant]

Also he secretly likes that everyone knows who he is because then we make jokes about poking his belly, which is something else he secretly likes. Both the jokes and the poking itself.

Don't forget about his unrepentant feeder fetishism that he loves to talk about all the time

 

[Snuckening]

He didn't WANT to go public, but he was FORCED to make that sacrifice in order to fight SJW oppression, and retain the purity of the table-stop games and super-hero movies that he loves.

You can only push a man so far.