Off-Topic Why is Phil homeless

You know, after reading the tulpa thread, specifically the parts about taxman, and his library of videos, I came to a startling conclusion. ADF is literally less functional than a schizophrenic wino who both wants to and believes he can escape into interdimensional space to go the to "real" equestria to be with his pony waifu forever.

Because that nutjob can apparently fucking hold down a job, and hasn't been kicked out of his house yet.
 
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Because he is an unfunny twat who wasted his assets on stupid Naruto cosplaying and counter-troll efforts in 2011 despite the fact there should have been no reason to troll him because he was so unfunny.
 
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tweaker the cat said:
I don't think so. It doesn't get very cold here in Portland...
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It gets cold enough to be potentially fatal. Couple that with the rain that comes in the fall (or late summer) and, assuming he doesn't get hypothermia like he did before, he stands an excellent chance of catching the flu. With his poor health and lack of hygiene if Phil ever gets caught outside for an extended period of time (like being unable to find a place to stay the night because he burnt all his bridges) I'd say he runs a good chance at dying from it.
 
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Aqua Velva is an example of someone who extremely can't function in a civilized society. Even if he became truly a woman and the world accepts transgenders tomorrow, Ali ababwa still has problems being financially stable: He doesn't have a job to my knowledge. He doesn't have a skill. He impedes his chances of being employable by how he interacts with people and in this economy, people skills are a
 
Absinthe said:
What did ADF do for money before the SSI?
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tweaker the cat said:
Nothing. She wrote the same grimy clothes, ate out of dumpsters, and either walked everywhere or got transit passes from social service agencies. She didn't really have money and if she did it was the occasional gift from friends or something.
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Before that, he worked at Wawa, where he was eventually fired from. Before and after being fired, but before becoming homeless, he would borrow money from his mom.
 
tweaker the cat said:
But didn't file a grievance or anything. That's the part that baffles me the most, and its why I don't believe her story.
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Do you have any background of the decision to decide to be disabled for the tugboat? Went from working at a job forever to not working for a few years then boom tugboat. Was there any talk of trying or wanting to work in that time?
 
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decide to be disabled for the tugboat?
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I don't think that's the case. I think if anything that incident proves that she can't work because she got so emotional and butt hurt over something that was really inconsequential. As people have previously mentioned, she was in the job through a work program for disabled people. Imagine if she did that in the real workforce. She wouldn't last a week. I'm honestly surprised that she lasted so long there.
 
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I know folks who are in California who have basically gotten SSI/SSDI for what amounts more or less to being so unbelievably unpleasant and bugfuck crazy that there is no way that they could function in a work environment.

With Phil getting the job through a program for the disabled, then having his epic "My name is Ahuviya! WAAAAAAAAAH!" spazout? I can see that getting them stamped for a tugboat.

Amusingly enough, the main person I know also claims to be a rape victim AND a sex worker.
 
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tweaker the cat said:
I don't think that's the case. I think if anything that incident proves that she can't work because she got so emotional and butt hurt over something that was really inconsequential. As people have previously mentioned, she was in the job through a work program for disabled people. Imagine if she did that in the real workforce. She wouldn't last a week. I'm honestly surprised that she lasted so long there.
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Is the "sex worker" thing another one of Phil's fantasy identity-adoption things that he never pursues, or something he has really done/does?
 
introman said:
He would consistently complain about their food
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Why is Phil being even more insufferable than previously thought absolutely not surprising?

If Phil got along better with others, maybe he wouldn't be homeless and looking for a NO MALES ALLOWED shelter.
 
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