Why is the Vtuber topic so cringe?

[Johnny Salami]

Randomly clicked on it and Null deleted a picture for lolicon shit. Are you niggas okay?

 

[Nobunaga]

I do the same thing here but no one is throwing money at me

Maybe start dressing nice instead of using thrift shop clothing you poor ass nigga

 

[What the shit]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought the VTuber shit was too much even for KF. There’s a lot of weird shit that I’ll let pass, but anime streamers is just too far.

Serious question for the people who are into that stuff: why? I mean I know why, but don’t you know how pathetic it is? Laugh it off, sure, but you’re fucking weird. Watching streamers is bad enough cuz they’re already boring and unfunny, but anime streamers literally don’t do shit besides talk in a high-pitch voice.

What the fuck is wrong with you people? YOU’RE WEIRD. WHAT YOU’RE DOING IS STRANGE AND CREEPY. WHY DO ALL THE STREAMERS LOOK LIKE LITTLE GIRLS? YOU NEED TO GENUINELY GET HELP.

I'll try to explain to the best of my ability why people watch it:

• It's because they're on a tight leash when it comes to saying dumb shit since they're controlled by corporations which disallow them to politisperg or say anything controversial that might cause a shitstorm.
• People prefer them over actual streamers because they can't shill their virtual bodies or whore off, i.e. can't like a faggot whore.
• People like the models(?)
• Some of them streams are comfy. Whether it be playing Minecraft or just having a chatting with the viewers.
• Some of them music which some people unironically listen to.
• Some of them are "funny" which just means to do any sexual innuendo or act like a dumbass when it comes to playing games. People love that shit for some reason.

That is all I could think of off the top of my head.

 

[Therapy Dog]

What I want to know is why the fuck Youtube keeps recommending me videos about someone called "Iron Mouse", despite the fact that I couldn't give less of a shit about Vtubers and have literally no idea who this person is.

 

[Che merda di posto]

• People prefer them over actual streamers because they can't shill their virtual bodies or whore off, i.e. can't like a faggot whore.
• People like the models(?)

Also they have to work around the limitations of being a live2d item in the screen, it takes creativity and makes for good novelty streams

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

I'll try to explain to the best of my ability why people watch it:

• It's because they're on a tight leash when it comes to saying dumb shit since they're controlled by corporations which disallow them to politisperg or say anything controversial that might cause a shitstorm.
• People prefer them over actual streamers because they can't shill their virtual bodies or whore off, i.e. can't like a faggot whore.
• People like the models(?)
• Some of them streams are comfy. Whether it be playing Minecraft or just having a chatting with the viewers.
• Some of them music which some people unironically listen to.
• Some of them are "funny" which just means to do any sexual innuendo or act like a dumbass when it comes to playing games. People love that shit for some reason.

That is all I could think of off the top of my head.

They're carefully groomed corporate parasocial girlfriends for people too far gone to even form an unhealthy parasocial relationship with an actually human female streamer, got it.

 

[What the shit]

limitations

Yeah, makes sense to make an avatar that can only do so much instead of streaming yourself which can literally do anything as long as you have a webcam.

 

[3322]

I'll try to explain to the best of my ability why people watch it:

• It's because they're on a tight leash when it comes to saying dumb shit since they're controlled by corporations which disallow them to politisperg or say anything controversial that might cause a shitstorm.
• People prefer them over actual streamers because they can't shill their virtual bodies or whore off, i.e. can't like a faggot whore.
• People like the models(?)
• Some of them streams are comfy. Whether it be playing Minecraft or just having a chatting with the viewers.
• Some of them music which some people unironically listen to.
• Some of them are "funny" which just means to do any sexual innuendo or act like a dumbass when it comes to playing games. People love that shit for some reason.

That is all I could think of off the top of my head.

But the whole appeal of some of them is that they have boobs with jiggle physics but the heads of little girls. They advertise their streams with lewd fanart of themselves and they sell body-pillows and boob-mousepads with their image on them. How is that different than any other whore? Also being on a tight leash so they can never say anything controversial makes them sound like boring corporate robots.

I think if you're honest the main appeal is that they look like young girls but they make "lewd" jokes and talk about their pantsu or how they want to make kawaii lesbian sex with another vtuber so the perverts watching can fantasize about it. I have taken enough trips into the vtuber thread to see you idiots fall for the weak thot-bait "OMG CAN YOU BELIEVE SHE SAID SOMETHING SO LEEEEWD?!!! DID SHE KNOW WAT SHE WAS SAYING??!" like... come on bro. The point is that they are teasing sexual things while looking like an innocent little girl and also giving the girlfriend experience to keep the horny lonely incels entertained.

If you go to any place where incels hang out you can see them fantasize about their perfect girlfriend: a little girl (cause ew any woman above 12 is a used up roastie) who is an untouched innocent UwU virgin who doesn't mind that they jerk off to anime all day. Vtubers are as close as they can get to that being a reality. They aren't real so Chad can't take them away from you and they don't age so they look forever 12.

 

[Dyn]

What's there to say?

"Hi guys, sorry to interrupt your victory (over what?) dance here, but I post in the vtuber thread and I don't watch anime, have never whacked it to any cartoon entity, and I consider vtubers normal streamers—but the non-reliance on their physical/visual self tends to mean they're better at talking (for female vtubers; it makes male ones worse), and since I usually only listen to streams—" etc.

Of course almost all of them suck, there's a lot of nerds who are habituated to jacking it to dubious cartoons and a lot of girls who take advantage of that—but the KF vtuber thread is uniquely hostile to that, compared to /vt/, Twitch, or even YouTube comments—etc.

etc.

You care? Of course not. You're doing a thing. You can do it. The framing of it only allows us to not-like-other-girls in it. That's gay.

Shut up pedophile.

 

[Gig Bucking Fun]

I'll try to explain to the best of my ability why people watch it:

• It's because they're on a tight leash when it comes to saying dumb shit since they're controlled by corporations which disallow them to politisperg or say anything controversial that might cause a shitstorm.
• People prefer them over actual streamers because they can't shill their virtual bodies or whore off, i.e. can't like a faggot whore.
• People like the models(?)
• Some of them streams are comfy. Whether it be playing Minecraft or just having a chatting with the viewers.
• Some of them music which some people unironically listen to.
• Some of them are "funny" which just means to do any sexual innuendo or act like a dumbass when it comes to playing games. People love that shit for some reason.

That is all I could think of off the top of my head.

I really think it’s as simple as these streamers are only so popular because an actual scantily-clad 13 year old teasing older men on Twitch would be too scandalous/illegal. If this was a reality, 50% of VTuber’s viewership would be gone. I’m sure there would be a good portion that would still watch the gay weeaboo bullshit, but it’s not a mystery why all these models look and sound like little girls, let’s just call a spade a spade.

 

[Che merda di posto]

Yeah, makes sense to make an avatar that can only do so much instead of streaming yourself which can literally do anything as long as you have a webcam.

You can't drag me down to your level of dumbness, limitations breed creativity and artist and creators love working around that.
"Why the fuck do people still draw if we invented photo cameras and 3d rendering?" because people like to fucking draw

 

[Disheveled Human]

What I want to know is why the fuck Youtube keeps recommending me videos about someone called "Iron Mouse", despite the fact that I couldn't give less of a shit about Vtubers and have literally no idea who this person is.

You must have clicked on a stream or video that is related to vtuber shit just click the do not reccomend channel on any jap and zipperhead shit and eventually it should clear up.

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

You can't drag me down to your level of dumbness, limitations breed creativity and artist and creators love working around that.
"Why the fuck do people still draw if we invented photo cameras and 3d rendering?" because people like to fucking draw

Shut up 3ed world pedo.

 

[Nobunaga]

What's there to say?

"Hi guys, sorry to interrupt your victory (over what?) dance here, but I post in the vtuber thread and I don't watch anime, have never whacked it to any cartoon entity, and I consider vtubers normal streamers—but the non-reliance on their physical/visual self tends to mean they're better at talking (for female vtubers; it makes male ones worse), and since I usually only listen to streams—" etc.

Of course almost all of them suck, there's a lot of nerds who are habituated to jacking it to dubious cartoons and a lot of girls who take advantage of that—but the KF vtuber thread is uniquely hostile to that, compared to /vt/, Twitch, or even YouTube comments—etc.

etc.

You care? Of course not. You're doing a thing. You can do it. The framing of it only allows us to not-like-other-girls in it. That's gay.

The only thing more pathetic than a weeb is a weeb in denial
Add to that mix a pinch of being a v-nigger and you get the perfect recipe for a faggot

 

[Margo Martindale]

A weeb and their money are easily seperated.

Ive always wondered how hard it would be to make some fake vtuber thing and grift people of their money, lots of these people are making bank.

Seems like something that can easily be done at home with some motion tracking stuff.

 

[Gig Bucking Fun]

"Why the fuck do people still draw if we invented photo cameras and 3d rendering?" because autistic pedophiles like to fucking draw

Fixed it for you

 

[What the shit]

You can't drag me down to your level of dumbness, limitations breed creativity and artist and creators love working around that.
"Why the fuck do people still draw if we invented photo cameras and 3d rendering?" because people like to fucking draw

The people behind the avatar aren’t creative. They literally shill hundreds of thousands of dollars to 3rd parties to create their model, rigging, merchandise, and everything else. The only thing they need to do is stream. Not much creativity on their part besides the people making the shit for them, not themselves.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

A weeb and their money are easily seperated.

Ive always wondered how hard it would be to make some fake vtuber thing and grift people of their money, lots of these people are making bank.

Seems like something that can easily be done at home with some motion tracking stuff.

I should start a vtuber career so when I make "neko UwU nyanya" shitpost I would have actual simps like @Che merda di posto defending me.

 

[Che merda di posto]

The people behind the avatar aren’t creative. They literally shill hundreds of thousands of dollars to 3rd parties to create their model, rigging, merchandise, and everything else. The only thing they need to do is stream. Not much creativity on their part besides the people making the shit for them, not themselves.

Yeah you post in the vtuber thread so you obviousy know better, you're just playing buffon for the farms so keep having fun go shoot a school or something

 

[Nobunaga]

Yeah you post in the vtuber thread so you obviousy know better, you're just playing buffon for the farms so keep having fun go shoot a school or something

Lol calm down pedo

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

I said so many times in chat about expurge the fucking vtuber thread and Null finally taken some action against a fucking gay schizo shit who wanks to 2d draws.

Yeah you post in the vtuber thread so you obviousy know better, you're just playing buffon for the farms so keep having fun go shoot a school or something

Both sides are shit.
And are harming other communities.
So fuck you.