Why Is There No Fire on Fire Island?

[Mariposa Electrique]

There's only

AIDS
SEMEN
BLOODY DIIARRHEA
GLORY HOLES
POPPERS
DIRTY JOCK STRAPS

 

[Skitarii]

Fire awaits at the end of their earthly lives

 

[heathercho]

The fire is in the gaping assholes of the young boys penetrated by rich jews on Fire Island. See, it's a pun. They were being witty.

 

[break these cuffs]

The fags are flaming enough.