Why is there no such thing as a footkerchief?

[Zero Day Defense]

You have kerchiefs, then neckerchiefs, and then handkerchiefs...

...so what about footkerchiefs?

 

[Naitsirhc Rodriguez]

aren't those just socks?

 

[The Cunting Death]

tbh i thought it was HANKerchief

 

[SandyCat]

aren't those just socks?

What does that make the shoes?

 

[Zero Day Defense]

tbh i thought it was HANKerchief

The D is silent.

 

[I am vomit]

The D is silent.

hanDk

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

For that matter, there’s mustard gas but not ketchup gas?

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Imagine how much supplemental income the impoverished caste of gamergirls could rake in by selling their used footkerchiefs!

 

[User names must be unique]

That's just an coral handkerchief in the back right pocket.

This image comes from Wikipedia and they're experts on deviancy.

 

[The Magnificence]

For that matter, there’s mustard gas but not ketchup gas?

Who the hell uses ketchup gas, though? Fucking barbarians, that's who.

 

[Peaches Carpenter]

I hate that you put "footkerchiefs" in my head, but since the damage is done, there's these

 

[DumbDude42]

what about a peniskerchief?

 

[Wuornos]

What does that make the shoes?

Feet gloves.

 

[Equivocal_Iki]

That's just an coral handkerchief in the back right pocket.


This image comes from Wikipedia and they're experts on deviancy.

Who even goes about to remember these? If I go about with one of these how likely would someone recognize it?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Who even goes about to remember these? If I go about with one of these how likely would someone recognize it?

You’ll know by the sharp pain in your anus

 

[Shroom King]

For that matter, there’s mustard gas but not ketchup gas?

They should make ketchup gas, but have it only work on menopausal women so they period to death. Most wars would be won in a single menstrual cycle with a such a weapon.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

For that matter, there’s mustard gas but not ketchup gas?

You'd better ketchup or the mustard will gas you.