Why is there this sudden onslaught of women's all over body deodorant? - And why does calling them "deo" piss me off so much.

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I'm staying in a hotel and watching regular TV like a fucking savage, and there must have been like 5 different women's deodorant...spreads?...i don't know...advertised.

Has there been some new scientific advance recently? Isn't this just like stronger smelling lotion? Do people use this crap?

I assume it's for fat chicks because that's all that's in the commercials, but maybe not because there's only fat chicks in any commercials now. I've never been with a chick that smelled like BAD, even after a workout or a hike, so I assume this is for women outside of my dating pool/experience (non-fat white chicks), but I am also old so I could be wrong.
 
There's big profit margins in the women's beauty industry. They even got a name for it they call it the "pink tax". The few times I've been in a Sephora for someone else not for me I'm not that gay fuck you basic shit cost $40 for tiny little things of makeup.

They occasionally do the same for men's products, I remember when Axe was big among teenagers in the late 2000's and they keep trying to push extremely overpriced cologne using big name stars like Johnny Depp
 
They occasionally do the same for men's products, I remember when Axe was big among teenagers in the late 2000's and they keep trying to push extremely overpriced cologne using big name stars like Johnny Depp
I've been seeing some really gay cologne commercials recently with Depp so apparently he's grown up alongside his market. Trying to cover up your smellyness just always makes it all the more rank.
 
Just more stupid shit for women to waste money on

I sure as hell ain't buying it. Just shower regularly and use normal deodorant on my arm pits. I haven't seen the Secret commercial on TV yet. But it's on the radio all the time and the women sound fat. I know fatties smell worse because they have all those folds. But normal sized people should be ok unless they just ran a marathon or finished up at the gym. In which case a shower is healthier (and cheaper) than some extra hygiene product companies want you to spend extra money on.

There's also some concern with spraying that crap on your lady parts. Remember the talcum powder lawsuit? Women were told for years that it was totally ok to use it down there. Thank God it always sounded weird to me. I'm sure we'll be seeing a "Did you use Secret Whole Body Deodorant and receive a diagnosis of uterine or ovarian cancer?" class action lawsuit commercial sometime in the next decade. Don't drink the Deo Aid ladies.
 
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What I don't understand is that most of the stuff works by being antibacterial. Antibacterials are generally not something you put on yourself because it fucks with your microbiome. We went through all that with triclosan years ago.
 
What are the under parts what are you talking about?
This bitch, she's kind of dumpy but would be good for a roll in the hay.
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Only one I’ve seen a lot is that Old Spice one for “pits and toes and even down below” advertised to guys

If your balls are so funky you think spraying cheap deodorant on them will fix it, you need to seriously reevaluate your personal hygiene. It’s some shit Chris Chan would try doing
A lot of the lady hygiene products that are lotion deodorants specifically bring rubbing it on their junk in advertising, usually they got fatass women talking about it which makes it extra gross.
 
That Lume shit? That Dr. Shannon Klingman and some marketing consultants figured out that they could make a shitload of money by making other women feel insecure that their underboobs/buttcracks/bagenes/fat creases smell bad. That's all
 
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That Lume shit? That Dr. Shannon Klingman and some marketing consultants figured out that they could make a shitload of money by making other women feel insecure that their underboobs/buttcracks/bagenes/fat creases smell bad. That's all
Yeah I forgot about the emphasis on folds, I dont know if this is good or bad marketing. Maybe women really are that shameless now.
 
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