Why is thirstposting severely frowned upon?

[Cloaca Rimjob]

I got banned from the Bella Janke thread for asking for her nudes.

If there's female lolcows first thing you want to see is their scuddy pics, regardless if they're attractive or not.

Thats the whole reason you go on the internet in the first place isn't it? To see tits and fanny!

It's a ruddy flamin' disgrace is what it is! By gum!

 

[Solid Snek]

The Bella nudes are an urban legend. You got banned for nothing, fren.

 

[Buff Wellington]

You don't go to the zoo to fuck the animals you goddamned degenerate.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

I'm not giving you nudes nigger.

 

[Solid Snek]

You don't go to the zoo to fuck the animals you goddamned degenerate.

In fairness, though, you do see the animals naked.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

You don't go to the zoo to fuck the animals you goddamned degenerate.

You mean I've been doing it wrong this whole time?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The Bella nudes are an urban legend. You got banned for nothing, fren.

Yeah, I’m not sharing those with anyone.

 

[Retink]

Why would you want Bella's nudes? Dude, there's a whole Internet full of porn out there.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Because they are horrible people. Attractive people on occasion, but still horrid.

Otherwise known as "the best lays".

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Why would you want Bella's nudes? Dude, there's a whole Internet full of porn out there.

To see if her tits have fungus on them like her feet. It's morbid curiosity.

 

[Retink]

To see if her tits have fungus on them like her feet. It's morbid curiosity.

I'm going to bet they do.

 

[JasonMetloney]

No people don't come on the internet just to look at ass and tiddies, believe it or not people have passions hobbies and friends they care about online. You're just kind of a coomer [just admit it].

 

[PsychoNerd054]

You're just supposed to sit back and watch the cows being milked, not the cows milking your dick.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

I'm going to bet they do.

At the very least she's going to have a nasty greenish ring of gunk under them from not washing properly. That bitch is gross.

 

[Retink]

At the very least she's going to have a nasty greenish ring of gunk under them from not washing properly. That bitch is gross.

You'd think women would be more hygienic out of necessity but it seems like many of them don't mind rotting apart. I blame modern media.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I'm not sure. I do know you have a nice booty that I'd love to squeeze.