Why is Xi Jinping so fucking ugly?

[Mr. Bung]

He is not human at all, he looks like (and literally is) a huge pile of pig shit brought to life using some sort of ancient Chinese sorcery. Everyone has it wrong, he is "poo," not "Pooh." Pooh bear is sick and tired of being compared to that filth so please lay off the poor guy.

I'd like to see you try and censor this post, Xi. You motherfucker.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

All aisans are just the clone of one dude named Johnny Asian. So he looks exactly like every other asian, and its only your racism that makes you think he's ugly.

 

[Idiotron]

He made a deal with the devil, gave his looks away in exchange for power.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Being the leader of the Brave New World is very straining to anybody's mind and body.

And please, do not insult Chairman Xi. Do you wish to nullify your social credits for the rest of the year in January already?

 

[malt ipecac]

It's weird that he's as ugly as he is. You'd think that a big gay like him would do a better job of maintaining his appearance.

I heard he fucks animals, but he's ashamed of it. That's why he looks like such a sad Pooh bear all the time.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Being the leader of the Brave New World is very straining to anybody's mind and body.

And please, do not insult Chairman Xi. Do you wish to nullify your social credits for the rest of the year in January already?

Well I don't have any social credits so the hell with it.

 

[lurk_moar]

He's fugly because he has never had eyelid surgery.

If Xi had plastic surgery, the best they could do is make him look like Kim fatty the third.

 

[Creep3r]

He is short, fat and proud of that.

 

[OrionBalls]

Better question: Why isn't it Sugo Yoshihide? There's Kim Jong-un, and Xi Jinping, but Mr. Sugo doesn't get the politeness of his family name being first?

Also Mr. Xi isn't ugly. He is the most handsome man in China, and I would fuck him because I love my family and want them to be in my life, in the future.
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[Agent Abe Caprine]

Too many ugly thoughts. Ronald Dahl was on to something.

 

[The Marauder]

 

[Niggernerd]

Real question is why a dictator such a fragile little biiiiiih

 

[augment]

Truly hurt feelings for Dear Chairman, you will all enjoy being re-educated at Sanctioned People's Culturization Hubs.

 

[BLEACHED.COM]

Because he's a chink, obviously.

 

[gangweedfan]

The burden of helping the glorious chinese people weighs heavily on him. It is perhaps too much for one man but xi is not a normal man. he crush mountains to make stone for might chinese dam. From his mouth he breathes fire upon enemies of china. he win american race against capitalist in chinese made car with 3 flat tire and broken steering wheel (Capitalist sabotaged car made no difference). only one as glorious as xi is eternal leader kim il sung!

 

[Biggus Dickus King]

OP and the commentators seriously discussing Xi Jinping's looks perceive him as a subject for copulation, I suppose?