Why Should Anyone Care About LOLcow Suicides? No One Should

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Again with the Washington Post lording KW for 3 suicides it can't even prove happen. All it is is a device a shit journoactivist uses to try to keep anyone from questioning state sponsored censorship campaigns being pushed by troons.

Let's talk about the suicides in general. Who the fuck should care about any troon or any other lolcow offing themselves? Most of these pieces of shit have NPD and their whole existence on the internet is to emotionally manipulate as many people as they can and if their brain isn't completely rotted out to being unable to form complete sentences—collect shitcoin in the process.

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When it comes specifically to troons they still kill themselves even when they get easy access to money to butcher their dick or become a smoothy. Remember this one? He got his dream job as the corporate trannybimbo for United Airlines and he offed himself anyway because he wasn't the star of the show every waking moment of every day.

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All the cows, but especially the troons, will lie their asses off if they can get away with it. They will emotionally manipulate and when they get cornered, will never admit that most if not all of their problems are self-inflicted.

It's not going to stop them trying to reorder society to satiate their bottomless need for attention. When one of these pieces of shit kills themselves it is a blessing to us all and a betterment to the rest of society.
 
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So we can make pie graphs, diagrams and other analytic graphics and understand why we are right. Maybe use some statistics to make people understand being a lolcow isnt worth it. In the end, it doesnt matter if the lolcow lives sor dies. If it lives, we laugh. If it dies, we have new vacancies.
 
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Makhnovshchina said:
Because pushing someone to suicide makes you no better then them, in fact I'd say it makes you a horrorcow.
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But like where is that ever been the running theme of KF. Troons kill themselves when they are being showered with attention and when they aren't given any. It's because they won't directly address their own problems. It's not up to us to "fix" them much less save themselves.

My issue is the constant character assassination claiming KF is a "Go, on.. jump!" board.

If Alejandro Cabarello died of autoeroticasphixiation tomorrow I would be laughing my ass off, not wringing my hands that one time calling him a fat fuck smegma-smelling shitstain made him forget to breathe.
 
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I agree with those who say that pushing someone to suicide is a horrible thing to do, but all the pussyfooting around the topic is just as bad,

Besides, caring too much has its own set of problems. For instance: Why should we care more about people in first world countries choosing to kill themselves compared with children starving to death (with no choice in the matter) in third world countries?

Also, at point does one’s responsibility for another’s suicide really begin and end? Laughing at the ridiculousness of a situation is not the same thing as attacking someone, but doing so could be the tipping point for them. Does this mean nobody should respond honestly to naturally occurring dark humour? Should we lie to ourselves so as to potentially absolve ourselves of the guilt society tells us we should be feeling later down the line, should someone later off themselves?

We lost the Jeremy Kyle show in the UK because one selfish bastard ODed after being found to be a serial liar. Nobody drove that person to OD but themselves in that circumstance, but everyone involved from the viewers to the production team were shamed over it. If society didn’t waste so many brain cells caring about it, we’d still have fresh lulz streamed on terrestrial TV most mornings.

For those not from the UK: While KF is the small family-run Cravendale of lols (so good the cows want them back), Jeremy Kyle was the cheap mass producer which kept on giving consistent, homogenised (albeit semi-skimmed) lulz. They used lie detectors, DNA tests and drug tests to milk their cows in a very consistent manner. Unlike most talk shows, real fights and highly assertive questioning by guests, the host and sometimes even the audience were the norm, not the exception. In exchange for the entertainment, guests received expensive top-tier long-term counselling, physical rehabilitation and psychotherapy to help them with all of their underlying issues for free.

(Edit: Typographical errors)
 
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I doubt it’s good for the cows to be hounded and laughed at by kiwi farmers. Not saying the farms is single-handedly responsible but it’s probably contributory, esp if these people already have delusions of persecution.

Anyways it a somber luau if they die, because then you have to find a new lolcow.
 
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All they have to do is go offline or to a different website.
 
Shitlibs, sex pests, and troons want martyrs. But they can't have that without someone to blame. Nothing is ever a lolcow's fault, no matter how much they act like a nincompoop in public. People only laugh at them because of cruel bigotry and intolerance.

Hence, Kiwi Farms is the scapegoat, in spite of the fact that cowtipping is strictly prohibited here. The media cannot acknolwedge the "no trolling plans" rule, because it flies in the face of the lie agreed upon that we are the Autistic Illuminati. If someone does try to cowtip, it is unanimously condemned by the community.

They call us a "harassment" and "cyberstalking" site, but laughing at people in the cheap seats of the internet is neither of those.

That said, when a lolcow tops themselves, it gives our enemies more ammo. It is always assumed, and never with an iota of evidence, that KF is the reason they self-deleted.
 
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There is an exceedingly wide range of persons who have threads on here. So it all depends. Why anyone would feel bad about Adam Britton offing himself is beyond me. For those who do not know he was a zoosadist who killed 39 dogs. I read about that story last night and actually wish I had not. Then you have guys like Rekieta who may be do silly things but at certain points as influencers arguably were not lolcows.

As for troons, my position is very simple but radical. If someone has not gone past the point of no return, ie genital mutillation or surgery, zippertits, permanent and severe damage from hrt, I want the ridicule and overall response to be so severe and so traumatic that it persuades that individual to disabuse himself of this batshit lunacy before it is too late. Once someone has gone past that point of no return, however, I want him to kill himself. Total tranny death now. That runs a gambit of different scenarios, from a troon getting a lolcow thread and offing himself because he cannot take the ridicule and negative attention, or a wife leaves some idiot who succumbed to the transgender menace during covid and transitions to a "transwomen" and she leaves him and he kills himself in the wake of despair of his own creation, If someone goes on a bumble date from that rare photo that would dupe someone and he goes for a coffee date, sees the troon and a fit of rage kills him with his bare hands, jury nullification. The Cult of Troon is civilization destroying insanity that presents an existential threat to society.
 
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While I abhor troonism, I still hate the fact that they have killed themselves. You should care, because life is better than death.
 
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