Why should I get out of bed?

[AMHOLIO]

It's cozy here.

 

[Johnny Eastwood cash]

Because i said so

 

[Skitarii]

Go to work you lazy parasite

 

[Doji]

Because enough cozy days will eventually be met by many painful days.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Go to work you lazy parasite

I'm off today, dad.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Get out of bed you lazy fat fuck.

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

I'm sitting in a recliner with the legs up, with a huge bag of smokehouse almonds on the end table and a 12-pack of Oberon chilling in the fridge. I don't start work at the new place until next Monday.

I'd feel like a total hypocrite telling you to get out of bed. Enjoy it mang.

 

[Lathe]

I say enjoy yourself. Hard times are coming.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

You shouldn't. If you're comfy stay where you are, it's weird out there now. Whatever you might need to do can wait.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

The potential for bed sores. Remember to rotate yourself accordingly.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Because you don't have a gaming bed.

 

[Grub]

Because minute by minute, second by second, your life is slowly ticking away towards your inevitable death. That's a day you'll never get back, time you could have spent doing something that will leave you with a sense of fulfillment so that when you do finally meet your inevitable demise you can look back and feel your time was well spent.

 

[Feefee81093]

You won't get anything done or get to eat or do any fun things.