Why should I go to bed?

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

going to bed sounds kinda gay to me.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Stay up forever.

 

[Quijibo69]

Sleep is for dead people.

 

[Core Theorist]

going to bed sounds kinda gay to me.

Okay, dear, now come to bed and snuggle up. You have to go to work at the dildo factory tomorrow, remember?

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Okay, dear, now come to bed and snuggle up. You have to go to work at the dildo factory tomorrow, remember?

erm tomorrow's saturday though? You know I don't like working overtime. See you Monday, bro!

 

[BradeRunna]

It's because you have to get up and go to work in the morning. Remember there are niggers and beaners depending on you. LOL

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

It's because you have to get up and go to work in the morning. Remember there are niggers and beaners depending on you. LOL

WORSE, it's Filipinos that depend on me

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Because you become a cranky widdle guy when you don't get your sleepies. Will you at least stay in the bed, I'll get you some warm milk and turn on you're moe mobile

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

agreed

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

The best ideas came to people in their dreams, it's a real sigma move

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

You'll end up like me if you don't.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

The best ideas came to people in their dreams, it's a real sigma move

This is why you're my favorite

 

[Internet Wizard]

@missnaptime get in here we need to kill this somniphobe

 

[Hellwalker]

You'll want to kill yourself less if you get a good nights rest.

 

[missnaptime]

i was summoned. (@Internet Wizard) right. lemme put you on some real shit:

sleep deprivation will fuck you up six ways to sunday and it will do it with such ferocity it'll hurt like sandpaper toilet roll. it impacts your brain function. motor function. emotions. it impacts the amount of cortisol in your system - how you handle stress.

it effects your libido. you know what's more gay than sleep? not being able to get a john jr. to salute because your pee wee herman is too sleep deprived to fuck. *that's* gay.

you know whats even worse? it'll effect your judgement. your capacity to make decisions, your reaction time. you wanna drive somewhere? sleep deprived?

good luck buckaroo, you'll be swerving all over the road like a mf. it's commonly known that sleep deprivation is akin to that of being drunk. you want to be a stupid beta male and basically drink drive? be my guest. but when you're in a wheelchair and at the gates of god begging for his humble and perfect mercy, when all that coulda been avoided? nah man, thats not just faggot behaviour. thats troonism.

and thats not all, homie. lack of sleep in adolescents and adults correlates with poorer mental health, lack of class mobility and a higher rate of suicide, poverty, and being a whiny, leftoid faggot. maybe the last one is conjecture. but lack of sleep will fuck you up and it will not be pretty. it'll put you at a way higher risk of disease, sickness, dementia.

no, you cannot 'hack it', no, you're not 'built different';
go to bed.

[sauces.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6473877/

https://www.sleephealthjournal.org/article/S2352-7218(23)00293-0/abstract

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6143346/

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32951993/

https://link.springer.com/article/10.3758/s13423-024-02549-6

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5449130/

https://scholar.dominican.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1029&context=nursing-senior-theses ]

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Holy shit, that was really informative. Thank you for your insight, sleep poster.

 

[Clitonium]

An assassin needs their beauty sleep. You do wanna stay number 1 doncha?

 

[THE SUPREME ONION]

 

[Patrick Not-Star]

Because it is past your bedtime, child.

 

[BradeRunna]

Your hot stepmom is in there waiting for you.