Why should I touch grass?

[byuu]

It's wet and has bugs in it.

 

[My Name is Ed]

It's soft and nice to lie on when it's sunny

 

[byuu]

It's soft and nice to lie on when it's sunny

So is my bed. And it doesn't come with dirt and ticks.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

It's all a psyop from Big Field to groom people. Don't fall for it! Stay away from their perversions!

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Grass is outside and outside is good. Outside has more than grass it has trees and sunshine.

 

[King Fructose]

Grass is outside and outside is good. Outside has more than grass it has trees and sunshine.

Yeah but outside only runs at 60 fps

 

[Darksy DePhil]

 

[GHTD]

Yeah but outside only runs at 60 fps

Our eyes can only see 30 fps though

 

[byuu]

Grass is outside

It's only outside because it's not worth growing indoors.

 

[Shig O'nella]

You shouldn't. It's not yours to be touching.

 

[SandyCat]

Grass is outside and outside is good. Outside has more than grass it has trees and sunshine.

If the outside is so nice why do bugs keep trying to get inside my house?

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Feels good man.

 

[Skitarii]

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Go pound sand

 

[Blue Screen of Death]

The grass only exists to passively produce oxygen for me.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Byuu, you can't touch grass, because you are dead. You only exist as an electronic entity now.

 

[Moths]

Are you sure touch grass isnt some new age euphemism to smoke weed?

 

[Retink]

Touch grass? That's so last month, we're drinking grass now:

 

[Joe Swanson]

Because it's wet and has bugs in it

 

[Astro Loafo]

It's wet and has bugs in it.

So does ass and puss but you'd still go in there.

 

[Gudetama-chan]

I'm touching grass right now and can confirm - it's wet and has bugs in it. Would rather be in bed but hard work doesn't do itself.