Why should I worry if I drop the soap in prison?

[NeroRisotto]

I could just kneel down to pick it up lol

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Because it's embarrassing.

 

[Book Thief]

 

[Red Hood]

It might get some gross shit on it on the floor, you don't want that.

 

[Character from a movie]

you could get pinkeye

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

You shouldn't worry. Just arch your back like a kitty cat, relax your muscles, and think about trains entering a tunnel to release their payload in the other side.

 

[MrTroll]

Because you have to bend over to pick it up, and bending over is bad for your knees and ankles.

 

[King Fructose]

Kyle, is that you?

 

[Zero Day Defense]

You shouldn't worry. Just arch your back like a kitty cat, relax your muscles, and think about trains entering a tunnel to release their payload in the other side.

Sounds like a wholesome anime.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

because it's a 5000 year old tradition passed from generation to generation

 

[Solid Snek]

Because if you drop the soap in prison, we can deduce that you are showering in prison. If you are showering in prison, we can further deduce that you are an inmate. As people who are inmates have been convicted of a crime, and may be deprived of their liberties for a very long time, it's both natural and sensible for people in that situation to be worried.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

If you drop the soap, you'll get a visit from the Health Inspector.

 

[Queen Elizabeth II]

You should be more concerned about what it says about your looks if nothing happens when you bend down to pick up the soap.

 

[What the shit]

Somebody, even you, could slip on it.