Why shouldn't Null ban YOU from the Kiwi Farms? - Are you a Contributive User?

[Misericordia]

Preemptively defend yourselves for when the next ~Banwave~ rolls through.

 

[Anti Snigger]

I have no compelling argument, I continue to exist due to his immeasurable patience

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Banning me would be pointless because I know how to create new email addresses and change VPN servers.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

I'm a good... post... guy...

 

[Meat Target]

Null can see my glorious reaction score. Great are my contributions to this forum.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

Can't ban me if I quit!

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

because i am a good boy who doesn't drop the n word (unless the situation really calls for it)

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Because if he does I won't have sex with him anymore.

 

[Fag Albert]

nah i deserve to be nuked from orbit

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

I will not bend the knee. I will enjoy my sharp cheddar, melted together, mac'n'cheese.

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

maybe he should

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I keep my shitposts away from productive conversations. Most of the time. Sometimes. Rarely. Oh shit.

 

[eatler]

I’m trying to write as many poorly aged posts as I can for when we get a “@eatler drama summarized” you can place bets as to what my drama will be about.

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

Heh. It's impossible to ban me. Try it.
*You move your cursor over the ban button. There is a strange force preventing you from moving it closer.*
You see that? The stickers I've accumulated so far have given me the ability to control you through psychic waves.
*You look at his reaction score. It's over ni-*
*Teleports behind you*
Nothing personal, kid.

 

[Rekieta’s Broken Penis]

I’m useless but Null likes keeping me around.

 

[Lammy]

because it would be raceism

 

[Skitarii]

I made the tupac thread!

A classic!

Come on...

 

[Action Orange]

Because I know what the janny fears

 

[Sundae]

Because I put a combination lock on his fridge, and only i know the combination, so if he gets rid of me he loses his snacks.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I have a 3 inch penis that's harder than week old Jello. That's why.