Why shouldn't Null ban YOU from the Kiwi Farms? - Are you a Contributive User?

[Pelican Bones]

Because I'm his favorite

 

[TenMilesWide]

Why would he? Did I fuck his mother? What'd I do wrong?

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

Can't ban who you don't know exist...

 

[eatler]

Why would he? Did I fuck his mother? What'd I do wrong?

What didn’t you do wrong. Nigger your in a heaping load of trouble!

 

[Harvey Danger]

Because of the implications.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Because I'll sue the farms if he does.

 

[TenMilesWide]

What didn’t you do wrong. Nigger your in a heaping load of trouble!

I look both ways before crossing the street, I brush and floss every day, and I've only shittalked the man personally on his own web forum like a handful of times, maybe a few dozen. I just don't see how I could catch a ban.

 

[MrTroll]

There are other users here who can shuck better than me, and some who can jive better than me, but nobody can shuck and jive like I can.

 

[Tablet County]

He doesn't even know who I am.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Intimidation check = 1

DO IT YOU GUTLESS MOTHERFUCKER

 

[Not a bee]

I'll do what the quiet kid in class does and not look at the teacher or pretend to be super focused on something so Führer Null doesn't notice me

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I’m trying to write as many poorly aged posts as I can for when we get a “@eatler drama summarized” you can place bets as to what my drama will be about.

I’m shooting for a “Debate the user Testacles Maximus” thread myself. It’s time the farms acknowlege my controversial opinions on Utah.

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

Because I'm a reminder to keep Hope alive.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Yes. I made the Hacker News thread, and have more threads on idiots who try to program computers planned.

 

[eatler]

I’m shooting for a “Debate the user Testacles Maximus” thread myself. It’s time the farms acknowlege my controversial opinions on Utah.

What’s your controversial opinions about Utah?

 

[Testacles Maximus]

What’s your controversial opinions about Utah?

I haven’t decided yet but trust me, it’s gonna ruffle some feathers.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Because I am his secret twin brother, Jeffery Caleb Moon Sonichu.

 

[Monolith]

I've made 4416 productive shitposts and counting, why would he ever ban me?

 

[Postal_Rat]

Ban me? unthinkable I'm just a silly little guy

 

[The Homelander]

I'm racist