Why though?

[Chi-com Soldier]

Seriously.

 

[Thunk Provoker]

Just because.

 

[Teriyaki]

I dunno why are you gay?

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

¿Por que no?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Why not, though?

 

[Jason Wynn]

Because you asked me to and I’m a man of my word.