Why would anyone want kiwifarms as a personal army?

[SandyCat]

I see occasional personal army requests but I don't understand it. Most people here probably don't even know the fundamental basics of sieging a city, let alone how to swing a 2 handed battle axe properly.

Do we even have the equipment to bypass a crocodile infested mote moat?
edit - I fixed the typo so dancing grub man will stop grilling me

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Kiwi Farms users are not in good enough shape to fight in an army.

 

[Grub]

>Do we even have the equipment to bypass a crocodile infested mote?

Those must be some tiny crocodiles to fit in a mote.

 

[Mr Bunny]

>Why would anyone want a bunch of retards to be their cannon fodder?
Good question OP, hard to say.

 

[trailcamwhore]

Bio warfare division checking in. I'll give herpes to the cow of your choice if she's an actual woman and not fat.

o7

 

[SandyCat]

>Do we even have the equipment to bypass a crocodile infested mote?

Those must be some tiny crocodiles to fit in a mote.

 

[Splinters RCVD ✞]

The degree of being prolific and active at tracking lolcows and their orbiters, collating information on them, cooperating in such efforts, as well as the fearless, whos-your-daddy attitude the site can give an impression of combined with the occasional truly skilled techie who could legitimately stalk people and mess with them could make someone think that KF is this place where we stalk and harass people who are asking for it, and that we can be "hired" to do so to anyone they have a bone to pick with, with the aforementioned attitude casting an impression that we would be good at it, and also too resourceful for any consequences to matter.

 

[Porque no los dos?]

The answer is retardation, that's why

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Well, never underestimate weapon grade autism. Although you can find more potent forms of it on b, pol and probably fit.

 

[Shidoen]

We can power our autism like Goku. Aryan super soldiers rise up.

 

[axfaxf]

We kill troons by shitposting.

 

[Day Drinking]

I'll march straight up to the city gates with naught but a sticky note pad and pen in my hand. They will behold as I scribble a quick note and leave it on their barricade. "OP is a faggot", and so shall it be!

 

[Hereitis]

Its a mistake. Invite kf into your life to own your enemies will just make kf look closer at yourself.

Whats the term?

Stare into the abyss and the abyss stares into you?

Edits because I can't spell

 

[SevenEightNine]

While most people here don't know how to siege a city, the likelihood that people who do have that skillset post here is, imo, high. Do you need distributed knowledge, or do you need people willing to recognize expertise and carry out commands? People with a common language and communication style?

 

[A Gay Retard]

it would be a personal army in the sense of being like an unwashed socially inept Praetorian Guard. only loyal to you for as long as you kept things funny. then you become the cow and a new caesar is hailed

 

[CryoRevival #SJ-112]

It comes with being an internet boogieman, like Anonymous, just a gay club anyone can join to gossip about ecelebs and happenings.

 

[Mister Mint]

To be fair I'd say the venn diagram of "termainally onine autists" like ourselves and "people who have learned how to use medieval weaponry" is basically just a circle.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

Kiwi Farms users are not in good enough shape to fight in an army.

most people don't have an army though. so even if your army is 1 battalion of complete fat retards you still have an overwhelming advantage.

 

[Retink]

To be fair I'd say the venn diagram of "termainally onine autists" like ourselves and "people who have learned how to use medieval weaponry" is basically just a circle.

I have watched ever video ever by Shad, Skal, and Metatron. I'm ready for when the Roman Empire returns and we must once again march on the Britbongs with shield and spear to restore the glory of some bullshit.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I am hunger. I am thirst. Where I bite, I hold till I die, and even after death they must cut out my mouthful from my enemy's body and bury it with me. I can fast a hundred years and not die. I can lie a hundred nights on the ice and not freeze. I can drink a river of blood and not burst. Show me your enemies.