Why would anyone want kiwifarms as a personal army?

[SandyCat]

I see occasional personal army requests but I don't understand it. Most people here probably don't even know the fundamental basics of sieging a city, let alone how to swing a 2 handed battle axe properly.

Do we even have the equipment to bypass a crocodile infested mote moat?
edit - I fixed the typo so dancing grub man will stop grilling me

 

[HunterHearstHelmsley]

Whats the term?

Stare into the abyss and the abyss stares into you?

Edits because I can't spell

I think “if you play with fire you’re going to get burned” is somewhat more apt if less poetic.

 

[Grub]

Bro...I still wanna know how Crocs can fit into specks of dust.

 

[SandyCat]

Bro...I still wanna know how Crocs can fit into specks of dust.

There I fixed the typo just for you

 

[Grub]

There I fixed the typo just for you

Too late dude...now I wanna know about those fucking speck sized crocodiles. They seem cute and hilarious.