Why would the user above you get sent to federal prison?

[RI 360]

Didn't get me the new car I wanted so I called in some fake domestic abuse charges.

 

[Cthulu]

Didn't get me the new car I wanted so I called in some fake domestic abuse charges.

bitch

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Literally heralded the conquest of the old gods.

 

[CWCchange]

Writing Trump 2016 on a classroom chalkboard last election.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

Conspiracy to commit autism

 

[Antipathy]

Committing a chemical gas attack on an aquarium.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Medical malpractice

 

[Mr. Fister]

Killing a gorilla in self defence

 

[TiggerNits]

Cat-Fishing the Ayatollah

 

[Zim]

Assault with a loaded dad joke.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Prostitution

 

[Captain Toad]

Illegal ownership of an exotic animal.

 

[Mason Verger]

Running a midget farm.

 

[Chill Fam]

Graverobbing just to sell the bones on Ebay

 

[Mr. Fister]

Blowing up a puppy orphanage

 

[WW 635]

Beating a weeaboo almost to death. The jail time was for not finishing the job.

 

[Ntwadumela]

For chronic doxing, shooting random civilians, and keeping exotic cats from the Americas

 

[Mason Verger]

Back hacking the World Wide Web

 

[Curt Sibling]

Being uncovered as the porn master of the Deep Web.

 

[Pina Colada]

For being a vigilante serial killer that goes by the name of "Slayer Justice Warrior".