Why would the user above you get sent to federal prison?

[Ntwadumela]

For smuggling contraband inside her breast implants

 

[WW 635]

Illegal import of exotic African cats without a licence.

 

[Chill Fam]

For unleashing 10,000 live crickets into an orphanage

 

[I-chi]

Being caught with a sex dungeon of asian moe slaves.

 

[Ntwadumela]

For shooting cats with BB Guns

 

[Pikapool]

Fighting a lion