Why you should never rely on auto login - I was only pretending to be retarded, I swear!

Freddy Freaker

Freddy Freaker

Poz my freak hole daddy
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So. I use two different browsers on my laptop for certain applications. On one I'm auto logged in. Also auto logged in on phone. I also changed my password after the hack.

So I'm accessing cousework with the browser I'm not logged in on. And it hits me: I can remember my old password but not the current one. Total blank. No big deal right? Just send a password reset. God, Freddy what are you bitching about?

I used an email service I had never used before and only use it for the farms. It makes you set up two factor. Well, when I went to get my password reset, it decided I was using an unfamiliar device. Even though I have only ever used my laptop to access it. And a while back I was forced to change phone numbers......and forgot to update it with the new number. Fuck.

I messaged dear feeder to see if there's any options but I'm not holding my breath. When my two auto sessions expire I may have to make a new account. Go me.

TL;DR I'm up shit creek without a paddle because of my incompetance plus the machine gods hate me. Blast me with your Dumbs and Autisms daddy
 
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why the hell didn't you just use lolcow mail? Literally Null made an email service for people who didn't want to use an email to log into the Farms.
 
BlancoMailo said:
Anyone who's concerned about losing their passwords can PM them to me, I'll be happy to keep them safe.
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Make sure they give you their real life name and address to keep proper track of things, and maybe their social security number so you can verify everything.
 
I'm autologged in with a random password generator from Chrome.
The negative side, other than the fact that I'd have to email the password to myself if I wanted to use kiwi on my phone, is that I'm pretty sure it can be easily compromised. This goes for all passwords saved on your browser.

My email is apparently already compromised. Also, when I used Habbo Hotel as a kid, I'd hack people with this tool called Poison Ivy. The first thing I'd get access to was the passwords they had saved in their browser.

I'd gather all of the passwords I needed, always closing the habbo window and keylogging their password as they relogged in. Then I'd crash their computer by deleting system files at random. I'd then relieve them of their furni, leave a calling card on their friend console in Habbo - this is what you'd see if they were on your friends list or you searched their name - then I'd get them perm banned for saying 'nigger'
:story: :story: :story:
 
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Change your email and reset your password. A moderator can help. @Null if you're having account login issues.
 
I do not reset passwords or do account actions unless you can contact me from the email account used for your account

People use bullshit passwords and 10 minute mails, then when something happens and their account has 1000 posts and T&H status, they forget their password.

I do absolutely everything possible to make this process simple and safe and people ignore me. People are lazy, stupid, and animalistic. I can explain this a thousand times over, I can lay out exactly what to do in simple English and three sentences, and people still ignore me and end up asking me for help years later.

PASSWORD MANAGER.
ALTER-EGO EMAIL ADDRESS YOU WILL HAVE ACCESS TO FOR A YEAR FROM NOW.
 
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You're not buying half a pound of Bolivian marching powder from the dark web. You don't really need a throwaway email address for shit like this. Just one that is completely segregated from your IRL identity.
 
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