why

It's due to stress your pee is going
wheeeeeee pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh instead of sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
Stick one of these in your peehole
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You were trying to do a ghetto version of American Pie where you fucked some chicken and waffles instead of an apple pie. You gave your dick the 'beetus from all that syrup. You're doomed now.
 
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