“What utterly disgraceful behavior! You two should learn to respect your elders!” Mrs. BossyBlob growled. “I’m the same age as you,” Patrick pointed out dryly. “And anyway, respect is a two-way street, bub. Or I guess, in this case, a three-way street,” Matthew said. “A three-way?! That sounds like a great idea! Let’s get started!” Patrick grinned, quickly ripping off his shorts. The entire class’s (including Mrs. BossyBlob) eyes widened at this. “My fucking god...that is one of the smallest dicks I have ever seen,” Mrs. BossyBlob commented. “Well, if you want it to get bigger, all you have to do it stroke it a bit,” Patrick said. “...I’ll pass,” Mrs. BossyBlob stated, stepping back a bit. “I’LL STROKE IT!” Matthew grinned, running over to Patrick and kneeling. “Why, hello there, little fella. Want a kiss?” he asked.