Will Biden die in Minecraft? - Will he?

[Quijibo69]

Old people are really old and can't talk. Is it elder abuse? Welcome to the Merge!

 

[Jebu Nagazi]

He is allready BRAINDEAD so one might argue that he has allready died...

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

He won't make his first term as President of Minecraft.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Can you really “die” after being this far into the late stages of dementia?

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

The nigga will probably have a heart attack from snorting some extra potent 9-year old girl.

 

[Ponchik]

he'll conveniently forget a creeper is standing next to him

 

[Darksy DePhil]

Joe_Biden has died from Wither-19

 

[Least Concern]

Harris will stab him in the back with an enchanted Netherite sword, then send a young black Enderman to prison for marijuana posession.

 

[byuu]

The guy is just four years older than Trump and probably looks after his health more.

 

[Thebag$$$]

why would someone go far to kill president of america. when hes already half dead ands do anything. anyways. i think he will do one full mandate 2020-2024 and then he wont candidate for election 2. and in 2024 much moderate candidates such ted cruz vs bloomberg or so.

 

[starborn427614]

Die (in Minecraft)? Probably not. Slowly fade into the background as Kamala takes more and more control? Probably.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

You're really trying to speedrun this site's life, aren't you?

 

[Sage In All Fields]

Depends on whether or not one of the operators will enable PVP, but I'm guessing he's already making sure he's kitted out with enchanted netherite armor. Some people are running around with iron at best but I think most players at this point aren't even bothering and are just trying to keep their hunger bar full, maybe that'll change when PVP is enabled.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

If he played Minecraft, yes.
Serious answer: my money's on him doing his term and gradually becoming even more of a figurehead than he is now over the course of those four years, then retiring due to dementia wanting to spend more time with his family. Who will replace him, of course, isn't clear and the debates are sure to be interesting given that:
• Kamala Harris will probably want to become the de jure president and not just be the power behind the throne
• AOC'll be old enough to stand
• everyone and his dog will want to have a go because everyone hates Kamala Harris.

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

Nah, probably on the toilet.

 

[Dick Justice]

Old people are really old and can't talk. Is it elder abuse? Welcome to the Merge!

5 points have been deducted from your social credit score. Carry on, citizen.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Biden won't have to worry about terms, because there will be no more elections in the US, going forward.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Yes, I do believe he will die of natural causes after a tragic accident involving him losing balance and falling down some stairs while simultaneously wrapping a rope around his neck and shooting himself twice in the back of the head. It will be just another life lost to COVID.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Biden will likely be killed by Kamala Harris (in Minecraft), probably eaten alive like this:

 

[Coldgrip]

I hope he lives and gives speeches every chance he gets. Or just makes up reasons to give speeches. I want to hear more about the adventures of him and Cornpop.