Will Chris always be there?

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I doubt it. It might actually be possible that he actually dies before Barb.

Snorlax is pushing 73, and Bob just barely managed to scrape past 84. This is after years of heavy drinking, living in absolute squalor, and, in Barb's case, morbid obesity. If anything, Chris comes from hardy stock. That's not to say that I see him making it to nearly 73 (much less 84), but I definitely see him outliving Barb, whose holey buttocks could very will kick it any day. Really, it's a miracle of some sort that she's managed to hang in there for this long.

Brother, Barb was not obese until recently (relatively speaking). Chris was a moocow in his late 20s, man. Obesity takes a huge toll on you, it is like being leg dropped by the Hulkster in a steel cage match

 

[Some JERK]

He's up to 58 friends now. He's pestering as many people he can and for whatever reason he's doing it, that now matters enough now to put some effort into it.

Shit. Chris has more facebook friends than i do.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Seriously, something is going to come of this Facebook friend thing.

Chris is even sending his old classmates the content starring Robbee Sonee and the Tomgirls. And I'm sure he persistently goes "IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS!!!" thus insuring his old high school classmates Googling his full name and discovering the horrid truth that is the CWCki.

They could even plan a reunion.

 

[Himawari]

Chris is even sending his old classmates the content starring Robbee Sonee and the Tomgirls.

Have we gotten confirmation that this is indeed what he sent them?

 

[Thetan]

Chris was too lazy for awhile to try to fix his security, but I think he's looking into something now. Our Manchester High spy just recently started noticing that what he sees might not match the stuff our first spy is leaking. So I think Chris might be segmenting his posts.

Damn, he's putting more effort into this than I realised. I suppose he's got nothing better to do all day.

Well, he's trying to do something with his facebook now. He's up to 58 friends now. He's pestering as many people he can and for whatever reason he's doing it, that now matters enough now to put some effort into it.

Still,I have to wonder, how many of Chris's new FB friends accepted his friend request because they genuinely want to reconnect, and how many accepted his friend request because they recently became aware of his Internet infamy and thought it might be good for teh lulz? Then again, there are some people who aren't terribly particular and will accept friend requests from just about anyone. Did you know that Kenneth Engelhardt has 300 friends? It boggles the mind. :?

 

[Some JERK]

Still,I have to wonder, how many of Chris's new FB friends accepted his friend request because they genuinely want to reconnect, and how many accepted his friend request because they recently became aware of his Internet infamy and thought it might be good for teh lulz? Then again, there are some people who'll accept friend requests from anyone. Did you know that Kenneth Engelhardt has 300 friends? It boggles the mind. :?

i'm gonna go with "C"

final answer.

 

[Marvin]

Damn, he's putting more effort into this than I realised. I suppose he's got nothing better to do all day.

Well, he's trying to do something with his facebook now. He's up to 58 friends now. He's pestering as many people he can and for whatever reason he's doing it, that now matters enough now to put some effort into it.

Still,I have to wonder, how many of Chris's new FB friends accepted his friend request because they genuinely want to reconnect, and how many accepted his friend request because they recently became aware of his Internet infamy and thought it might be good for teh lulz? Then again, there are some people who aren't terribly particular and will accept friend requests from just about anyone. Did you know that Kenneth Engelhardt has 300 friends? It boggles the mind. :?

I'm pretty sure most people fall into a third group, like somejerk said. Chris is very... bland. No one cares enough to talk to him, but also, no one cares enough to pester him. They'll click yes to sate him. rpobmel seolved.

 

[The Dude]

He's up to 58 friends now. He's pestering as many people he can and for whatever reason he's doing it, that now matters enough now to put some effort into it.

Shit. Chris has more facebook friends than i do.

I'll be your friend on FB. I'm friends with at least on member here.

Well, he's trying to do something with his facebook now. He's up to 58 friends now. He's pestering as many people he can and for whatever reason he's doing it, that now matters enough now to put some effort into it.

Still,I have to wonder, how many of Chris's new FB friends accepted his friend request because they genuinely want to reconnect, and how many accepted his friend request because they recently became aware of his Internet infamy and thought it might be good for teh lulz? Then again, there are some people who aren't terribly particular and will accept friend requests from just about anyone. Did you know that Kenneth Engelhardt has 300 friends? It boggles the mind. :?

I'm pretty sure most people fall into a third group, like somejerk said. Chris is very... bland. No one cares enough to talk to him, but also, no one cares enough to pester him. They'll click yes to sate him. rpobmel seolved.

Could also be that they feel sorry for the poor Aspertist.

 

[regularjohn]

I'd like to think that chris has the same disease mr burns has. You know, the one where he has so many problems that they've caused a huge blockage, preventing any of them from getting through. So I'd foresee chris living to at least 2210.
Too bad this isnt a cartoon.

Though whats stopping chris from moving to the toon world like patti?

 

[CalmMyTits]

LOL I remember that bit about Mr. Burns.

The souls trapped in the Hoard came to me in a dream and said that once they claimed Barb, they were coming after Chris. So once Barb expires, it won't be long after that Chris meets his own demise, because he can not take care of himself, so that's that.

 

[Strewth]

Though whats stopping chris from moving to the toon world like patti?

Interesting thought. If Chris still genuinely believes there's a 'Toon World' where his comic creations actually lead lives, does he believe that when he dies he'll go there by way of his comic avatar?

 

[MrTroll]

Maybe he believes in a sort of tard-ified version of the Many Worlds theory from quantum physics, and thinks Sonichu, Cartoon Chris, and all his other creations exist, even now, in a parallel dimension or universe, zapping to the extreme and having disgusting Pokemon sex with each other.

 

[Some JERK]

Maybe he believes in a sort of tard-ified version of the Many Worlds theory from quantum physics, and thinks Sonichu, Cartoon Chris, and all his other creations exist, even now, in a parallel dimension or universe, zapping to the extreme and having disgusting Pokemon sex with each other.

Listen to his calls with Alec. That's exactly what he believes. (Even though something has to first be physically possible in order for it to happen in any reality, and cartoon characters springing to life certainly doesn't qualify.)

 

[José Mourinho]

Nah, Chris is now in his "High School World". But perhaps that's for the best.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

He's up to 58 friends now. He's pestering as many people he can and for whatever reason he's doing it, that now matters enough now to put some effort into it.

Shit. Chris has more facebook friends than i do.

Me too. The difference is I actually added friends. He added random goofs from high school.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

So wait, he's been adding people he only knew of? Sad.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, eventually the sun will expend and consume the earth, so he won't always be here.

Sorry, brother! The Hulkster had to make a silly joke

 

[CatParty]

Brother, eventually the sun will expend and consume the earth, so he won't always be here.

Sorry, brother! The Hulkster had to make a silly joke

Obviously the power of hulkamania will stop the sun from consuming the earth.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

He'll mentain an internet presence for as long as he is able. Weather or not he'll do anything lulzy again remains to be seen. I for one hope he plans on making another assault on TheGamePlace. Let's see how leniant the court is on him given his bawwwtism when he strikes out for the third time.

 

[exball]

Brother, eventually the sun will expend and consume the earth, so he won't always be here.

Sorry, brother! The Hulkster had to make a silly joke

Obviously the power of hulkamania will stop the sun from consuming the earth.

Our hero can help Hulk out.