Will Chris go to hell?

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Well, if hell exist then probably not.He will end up in the purgatory.At least i think so.
 
In Eastern Orthodox Theology we don't really believe in explicitly saying anyone is going to hell. God alone decides this based on the heart and intentions of the person if they aren't believers. I remember a nun saying "I hope Stalin made it to heaven because that means my chances are very good." Considering she grew up under an oppressive authoritarian regime that Stalin was an architect of, that really says a good deal.

That being said has he been disobediemt to God? By every metric, absolutely. Not just in Orthodox Theology but in pretty much every serious theology I can think of except for Discordianism which might even encourage some of his antics because of how chaotic they are and that's hardly a real theology. I remember an old forum that was Church of SubGenius that ironically called Chris a Saint but that board is ancient and I doubt it even exists anymore. So by every metric, unless the Universe really is just Chaos, it certainly looks that way. However nobody can say for sure.

Unless it's Brad Watson, he is the ultimate authority on the matter.
 
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Isn’t being an autistic man-child with a tiny dong and a fixation on stupid video game characters hell already? Perhaps he’s being punished for something he already did.

And maybe he’s just another fucking tangent side-story on an episode of Lost. Who the fuck knows?
 
He's publicly turned his back on God in favor of anime CPU goddesses, and now firmly believes he IS one. Or at least is part CPU Goddess. Or has one living inside him. I don't know which it is, his ramblings are becoming more and more difficult to make sense of. Either way, I fear that a grim fate awaits him after the curtain falls on his life and I fear even further that is too late for him to escape it.
 
BRB consulting the manual.
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Warning: This is just pure speculation and theory to how he'll create his fantasy daughter. If I label it wrong, correct me.

There is a reason Chris saves his semen... And the fact he's attempting to get a China. Did it ever occur that the amount be ejaculates could fill a milkjug? Did it ever occur that he has sickER plans behind closed doors? He truely could go off the wall with this one...

I believe Chris may ejaculate and save semen while he can before he could even get a China.
If he somehow gets ovaries and eggs in the Mangina, He may POSSIBLY pour his saved semen into is Mangina in an attempt to create Crystal.

The chances of a miscarriage are huuuuuge so he'll have to be desperate enough to do the worst.

If his fantasy miracle happens....

If Crystal were born a boy: Chris would get is gender-reassigned and rant and blame the internet for the twist in his fantasy dream.

If crystal were born a girl: He'd morne all over her and raise her to be like him.


The future and torture of Crystal:

Being an offspring of someone like Chris would have to be the most utter painful life a person can live. The fanbase and internet would document her all day, Her internet would be doxxed and shut down by hackers. She would be either deformed or have a severe disorder. Boys will avoid contact at all costs.

In the end, she'd probably kill herself or leave her tranny-mother who mated with himself to make her.


One can only imagine how far the wind blows in this case.
 
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