Will kappa leave my butthole alone if I stick a cucumber in it?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Will they?

 

[Poison]

If anything, they would he more inclined to go near your anus. I'm starting to think you want it.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

If anything, they would he more inclined to go near your anus. I'm starting to think you want it.

Kinda do.

 

[PositiveMonk]

I'm starting to think you want it.

I was told it was perfectly normal to have fantasies about kappas sensually eating cucumbers from your butthole? Did my scout leader lie to me?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Yeah, but I won't.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I've been sticking produce in my anus for years and have never been attacked by a cryptid.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I've been sticking produce in my anus for years and have never been attacked by a cryptid.

I have been dancing on the sheriff's car every night for the past decade. Haven't seen a vampire yet. Wonder if cucumber buttplugs will make this more effective.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I have been dancing on the sheriff's car every night for the past decade. Haven't seen a vampire yet. Wonder if cucumber buttplugs will make this more effective.

Couldn't hurt. I think sticking carrots in my butt keeps the tigers away, too.

 

[Pruto]

wow, you guys are super gay