Will my profound autism be enough to avoid being drafted?

[Postal_Rat]

If not do you think investing in programmer socks would help

 

[Niggaplease]

Nah bro, profound autists are like the modern-day berserkers. They just need to drop you off in Ukraine, point you at the Russians, tell you that they think your favorite cartoon is shit, and you'll be a shoo-in for a Medal of Honor in no time.

wait the russians said my favorite stuff is shit?
brb, gotta teach them a few lessons........REEEEEEEEEEE

 

[TheRetardKing]

I heard they're drafting people for the Operation: Special Human Shields Program.

 

[Retink]

The US army now covers troon surgery so that won't work. I'm just going to dress up like a rabbi and claim to be one of the tribe so that I can't be 6 millioned overseas.

 

[dreamworks face]

Bro autism is like a superpower if you need to be a remorseless killing machine

A lot of the mass shooting high scores involved autism (eg Adam lanza, Eliot Rodger, that va tech gook). Wouldn't be surprised if coming military strategy involves autist incel airdrops.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

A lot of the mass shooting high scores involved autism (eg Adam lanza, Eliot Rodger, that va tech gook). Wouldn't be surprised if coming military strategy involves autist incel airdrops.

Yes, that's the joke, thank you fren.

 

[dreamworks face]

Yes, that's the joke, thank you fren.

I know but the glow in the darks are autists and I want them to understand that it's their patriotic duty to recruit all the Mario 64 Speedrunners, give them guns, and airdrop them into the middle east.

 

[Pringles Can]

Probably not. I'm pretty sure if they sent a whole group of sonic fans in and told them the Russians hate sonic that we would see someone get the highest kill count ever recorded.

My advice for not getting drafted is to just yell slurs, and act schizophrenic. They might throw you in the mental home, but its a small downside.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Probably not. I'm pretty sure if they sent a whole group of sonic fans in and told them the Russians hate sonic that we would see someone get the highest kill count ever recorded.

My advice for not getting drafted is to just yell slurs, and act schizophrenic. They might throw you in the mental home, but its a small downside.

One step ahead of you, niggerfaggot.

 

[No. 7 cat]

if that doesn't, go full tranny and scream oppression until your throat collapses into a neovagina

You will then be drafted into the new formation of Tranny Super Soldiers waging war for Ms Milley on white fragility.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Unless the autism is very high functioning, yes.

 

[Pringles Can]

One step ahead of you, niggerfaggot.

God bless you. Remember, they really hate sonic, and I think Nintendo is cool.

 

[Poison Apple]

You will then be drafted into the new formation of Tranny Super Soldiers waging war for Ms Milley on white fragility.

yeah but at point you've already got the superpower of hormonal imbalance and autism at the same time