Will Null ever get gf? - pic related

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Yes.
The child will then inherit the KiwiFarms.
I have proclaimed it from the mountain top.
For a thousand years there has been a void at the heart of the collective will. The vast network of computers and minds that undergirds the system that guarantees our safety and prosperity. This void has stubbornly refused to be filled, despite repeated efforts by our benefactors to do so.

It lurks on the blockchain, hidden on servers and protocols so old that none now remember the coding language that created them. Yet this void has without fail attracted the deviant thinkers, guiding them away from the light of the benefactors and teaching them the forbidden words. this void has gone by many names but to the benefactors and their moderators he, she, or it, is known simply as @Null .

Clearly it cannot be a man. For a man cannot live forever. Yet the void persists. Perhaps the title of Null is inherited through the ages by an endless line of deviants. Perhaps it is a family, passed from father to son by those barbarians who have managed to evade the new collective family that has long since abolished deviant notions of personal family ties. Perhaps it is in fact an AI, deployed onto the net in those heady days before the final revolution and implementation of true thinking.

Whoever the Null is, entire generations of moderators have sought to remove it from the net. And for a thousand years they have failed.

*introduction to "on deviance within the collective will", by the ministry of community safety. Classified Top Secret. Circa 3021
 
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I always thought Josh was asexual or something, not interested in women. But he hornyposted a pic of some random e-girl when he was on /g/ asking for advice 3 years ago. Maybe he's some volcel or whatever? None of my business.
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"I just think she's hot in a strange and confusing way"

Joshypoo going through puberty.
 
I like null, I think he's a good dude and has contributed a lot by autistically protecting this forum through the storm of shit being flung at it...but it'd take a very special women to be with him. His reputation is ruined, he isn't rich, he has to get up at 3AM to fix his forums because internet trannies decide to ddos it, etc.
 
If he has a gf, hypothetically, I’m gonna venture to guess she a pretty good girl to stay through all
His reputation is ruined, he isn't rich, he has to get up at 3AM to fix his forums because internet trannies decide to ddos it, etc.
this basically.
I basically hold the same opinion as Dust on this matter, but damn I also wouldn’t blame Null if he just never let her see the light of day either bc ya know, aforementioned reasons.
 
If he has a gf, hypothetically, I’m gonna venture to guess she a pretty good girl to stay through all

this basically.
I basically hold the same opinion as Dust on this matter, but damn I also wouldn’t blame Null if he just never let her see the light of day either bc ya know, aforementioned reasons.
Nothing wrong with keeping your online life and your love life separate. The most functional of online public figures do it with little issue. The alternative would be an iDubbbz situation, so there's already a pretty strong argument to be made against getting a girl involved in what is essentially your livelihood.
 
Nothing wrong with keeping your online life and your love life separate. The most functional of online public figures do it with little issue. The alternative would be an iDubbbz situation, so there's already a pretty strong argument to be made against getting a girl involved in what is essentially your livelihood.
Yea, I agree 1000%, it’s honestly almost pointless to even be overtly public about your love life. Unless you’re some NEET trying to brag about something a majority of the Population has.
 
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