Will there be Nintendo in Heaven?

[Pissmaster]

When I die and go to Heaven will there be a Nintendo Entertainment System, and which games will they have for it

 

[AMHOLIO]

Also there's PS Triple but only if you got to Baller Heaven

How do I get to baller heaven?

 

[Red Hood]

Yes, however the selection of games will be limited...

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_video_games

The first four have some sick cover art though. And arguably Bible Buffet is pretty wild too.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Leave luck to heaven and maybe there will be.

 

[Fleetwood]

The first four have some sick cover art though. And arguably Bible Buffet is pretty wild too.

"Bible Buffet" is the kind of horrible NES game that goes for like $100+ bucks on eBay too. I missed this one, Spiritual Warfare which is heaven approved and had killer box art.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Spiritual Warfare is one of the better Wisdom Tree games.

 

[Moths]

Did the japanese invent heaven? No
You have to go to buhddist shang gri lah or whatever the heathens call it to get your bing bing wahoos

 

[Caesare]

Yes, however the selection of games will be limited...

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_video_games

The Noah's Ark game was legitimately good when you were 7.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

There's Nintendo in Heaven but all the conflict and sex is out, so the only games left are like Tetris and stuff. Even the unlicensed Bible games aren't there because there's nothing bad allowed.

 

[Fleetwood]

There's Nintendo in Heaven but all the conflict and sex is out, so the only games left are like Tetris and stuff. Even the unlicensed Bible games aren't there because there's nothing bad allowed.

I disagree, heaven will have extensive libraries of unlicensed bible games while seemingly wholesome puzzle games like DR Mario promote acceptance of sexually transmitted diseases and drug use. If you believe Jesus supports the current thing, he is against Tetris.