Will we ever get a good Mortal Engines sequel?

[IAmNotAlpharius]

The book series, not a movie or show. Asking for a friend.

 

[Pargon]

be vewy vewy kwiet…

huhuhhuhuhuhuhu

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

No, and all the existing books are going to be burned to not tarnish the perfection of the movie any longer.

 

[Pee Cola]

I See what you did there.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

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be vewy vewy kwiet…

huhuhhuhuhuhuhu

I don't get it.

 

[Pargon]

I don't get it.

There’s a confirmed autist lolcow (whose name escapes me, otherwise I’d link their thread) from Malaysia who caught the attention of the farms when either he came here and started sperging about the YA book series Mortal Engines and the quality of its adaptations causing nothing further to be made. This person attributed this failure to the apathetic and nepotistic nature of Hollywood, a concerted online troll effort, and the politics of Donald Trump. They became semi-notorious for being incredibly easy to bait (simply mentioning Mortal Engines anywhere on the site would inevitably draw his attention like some retarded Eye of Sauron) and for admitting that their parents/caregivers regularly have to revoke his internet privileges on account of repeatedly losing his mind over people laughing at him. He was also convinced that multiple groups were attempting to drug and/or murder him via mail-order medication and colluding with his mother to administer it without his knowledge.

This post seems to be trying to draw him out of hiding, I’d be loath to point that out for fear of it tipping this person off but they have almost no impulse control so if they see it they’ll show their face at some point.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I don't get it.

You’re clearly an agent of the Red-Brown alliance.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

This post seems to be trying to draw him out of hiding, I’d be loath to point that out for fear of it tipping this person off but they have almost no impulse control so if they see it they’ll show their face at some point.

No, I knew that this was Starkiller bait, but I don't know what it had to do with those sticks and stones.

 

[Pargon]

No, I knew that this was Starkiller bait, but I don't know what it had to do with those sticks and stones.

It’s a rudimentary trap designed to catch small game.